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C'attle C'haos
P [L] Chaos Chosen

Location: Seattle
Nickname: Legion of Boom
Stadium: Century Kill Field
Team Captain: Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]

Colors: Blue, Silver and Bright Green
Sponsor: Starbucks. American Cattle Insurance. Boeing.


C-attle C-haos press conference 26.9.2019, 12:40, coach speaking:
"We like that big red timeout-button. Looks tasty, like a carrot or a tomato. We will push it, if you take more than 4 minutes for a turn. Usually the crazy goat that will jump on that button will also shout something like "Meh-eh-eh-eh Taking more than 4 minutes is cheating möh-öh-öh-öh!!", with a crazy look in her eye. Don't get near a beast that acts like that..."

Team started season 19 in Arizona as "Kill'Em All".

Moved to Seattle in season 21. After dissappointing 8 games fired scapegoat QB Doug Bloodwin, most controversial roster cut in NBFL history, yet went undefeated until end of season. Ok, people seem to need more answers. We didn't like his silly face.

Season 22: Division rivalry with stimme's blue orcs begins. We got infinite hatred for them.

Season 24: Kill'Em Young creates the "Kill'Em Young foundation", which raises funds for Ex-NBFL-players with financial needs. Please donate now: https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=12044177
Undefeated regular season, defeated stimme's blue orcs 3 times, lost SB.

NBFL: https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=6524&op=view

New player names: https://www.seahawks.com/team/players-roster/


Season #24: NFC conference champions (yes, this is a second place trophy)


Season 19: 6-2-6. 8th in NFC. 2nd in CAS. Hattrick Peterson the Mercyless = Best Fouler.

Season 20: 10-4-0. Roark most CAS. #1 seed. Coach of the year. Best Apo Dr. Chaos Cavelowsky. Playoffs one and done vs. Weaklington pro elves.

Season 21: A shitty first half, fired scapegoat Bloodwin --> strong second half. Missed playoffs by minimal margin.

Season 22: Missed playoff due to massive elven BS. I shall have my revenge...

Season 23: Regular season champ. Lost in conf. final to same cheating blue orcs.


Conzelman the Devourer - what a nice cow: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915667

Len Ford [Cle] - blitzing goat: http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915666

*** Did you know...

- Original franchise name "Kill'Em All" is still our team's motto and hymn.

- The hunt is on: 10 points for every dead/retired elf from stimme's team, and 150 points for killing king kaep, the wolf - which also ends the hunt.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Austin CabritoChosen Blocker5429Block, Guard, Tackle, Tentacles, Stand Firm-ag, m1211302113117100k (0k) 
2Griffins Klo Beastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 16010003+660k (60+20k) 
3 Juan "Speedy" Gonzalez [SMU]Beastman Runner6438Horns, Block, Sure Hands, +ST, Sure Feet, Side Step 1611101036+9060k (60+150k) 
4 Dillinger [IVCC]Beastman Runner7338Horns, Block, +MA, Dodge, Guard 160100318+4260k (60+100k) 
5Quinton KillbarBeastman Runner6338Horns 800000060k (60+0k) 
6 Sam Gallahan [HOWL]Beastman Runner7338Horns, Block, Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Sure Hands 2941106154+6660k (60+120k) 
7 B. Maxwell [Torx]Chosen Blocker4439Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw, Tentacles-ma1201140972247100k (100+120k) 
8Burry-Kiv'ren the NecrophileChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard 80100423100k (100+40k) 
9Bobby ScalperBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 63020108+660k (60+20k) 
10Onsi'Ded Shitsh'OwChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Stand Firm 231105644100k (100+60k) 
11Seth ClawkinsBeastman Runner6438Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Claw 250201097160k (60+110k) 
12 Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]Beastman Runner6328Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut-ag1200142110227660k (60+120k) 
13Phillip "Av6" CorsettBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 21010003+660k (60+20k) 
14Chaz BloxtonBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dodge, Block, Guard 290203327+660k (60+70k) 
16John Ursula Beastman Runner6328Horns, Block-ag14000102+660k (60+20k) 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 10  
Team Value: 2320k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 820000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2520k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:126 (69/30/27) |TD Diff:93 (216 - 123) |Cas Diff:344 (356/183/70 - 156/82/27)
Last Opponent: Los Angeles Glams

 For Against 
NBFL Construction LLCOgre990k389/2/050k4 - 01180k50/0/030k19000
NBFL Practice SquadOgre1590k509/3/260k5 - 0910k50/0/040k17000
Brooklyn Bonehead Builder ClubOgre1720k498/2/470k5 - 0930k50/0/060k19000
NBFL SnotsOgre1840k304/1/170k4 - 0890k50/0/050k13000
NBFL Practice SquadOgre2010k549/4/060k6 - 0890k50/0/060k15000
NBFL Practice SquadOgre2090k5511/2/180k7 - 0980k50/0/050k21000
Noo Squigland PunchdrunxOrc2140k72/0/040k0 - 12530k100/1/050k32000
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2010k132/2/020k1 - 12640k111/0/060k31000
San Dogo ChompersHuman2170k123/0/050k1 - 22210k141/0/070k34000
Tainted Sea TurduckensChaos Chosen2200k132/0/050k2 - 01950k80/0/160k31000
Oakland Elf RaidersDark Elf2210k120/1/170k1 - 22130k120/0/070k33000
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2200k154/2/040k0 - 22310k183/1/070k28000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2120k172/1/020k2 - 12310k153/0/030k29000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2280k122/0/020k1 - 22180k201/1/230k30000
Detroilet Sewer LionsNurgle2040k214/1/330k2 - 22340k182/0/160k36000
Da'Kawgo KodiaksNorse2170k281/3/380k3 - 12060k101/1/040k21000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2090k162/1/070k2 - 12380k80/0/050k23000
Green Ball AttackersSlann2210k111/1/160k0 - 12500k122/0/150k36000
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2110k262/3/370k2 - 02250k132/1/120k32000
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2120k203/2/160k2 - 12460k131/1/040k31000
NBFL snot buildersOgre2270k336/3/130k2 - 01030k50/0/030k28000
NBFL MascotsOgre2410k277/1/160k2 - 0930k70/0/060k27000
Buffalo Psycho BilliesNecromantic Horror2580k192/2/080k2 - 12000k121/0/050k31000
Miasma DolphlegmsNurgle2580k120/0/060k2 - 12110k162/2/050k31000
Ministers of Sewer SkulkingSkaven2380k234/1/170k2 - 01720k71/0/010k24000
New York WrecksChaos Chosen2640k173/2/050k1 - 12490k163/1/130k39000
New Engerland CheatriotsGoblin2580k235/2/050k2 - 01970k94/2/060k31000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2400k232/2/040k3 - 22220k163/0/060k32000
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2610k140/3/020k1 - 02560k60/0/040k33000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2640k232/2/240k3 - 32140k225/1/080k32000
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2470k223/2/150k2 - 02070k70/1/040k32000
Denver BrontosLizardmen2530k114/0/040k1 - 12150k100/1/020k30000
Carolina PanzersDwarf2530k173/1/080k2 - 01960k71/0/040k28000
Jakesonville JortlesHigh Elf2730k205/1/030k1 - 12650k91/0/050k39000
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2750k142/1/070k1 - 02160k81/0/040k37000
Ministers of Sewer SkulkingSkaven2760k172/1/070k2 - 12000k80/0/050k29000
Weaklington FrailskinsElven Union2780k191/2/260k1 - 32460k191/1/070k35000
NBFL Training DummiesOgre2710k417/0/070k6 - 11380k110/0/050k24000
Arizona CardsTomb Kings2820k232/1/150k3 - 02030k92/1/020k31000
Tainted Sea TurduckensChaos Chosen2680k110/0/170k1 - 22640k214/1/020k30000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2630k50/0/040k0 - 12750k100/0/120k37000
Warpston OilersSkaven2790k214/0/120k2 - 21920k110/0/040k30000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2800k101/0/110k0 - 12240k185/0/180k36000
Jakesonville JortlesHigh Elf2770k142/1/120k0 - 12860k100/0/070k30000
Chicago PallBearersShambling Undead2760k162/0/060k2 - 11960k133/0/060k29000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2790k173/0/050k2 - 22330k141/0/040k35000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2810k121/0/030k1 - 22840k213/2/150k34000
Arizona CardsTomb Kings2330k151/1/040k2 - 01700k90/2/030k31000
PhilaWAAAGHphia IgglesOrc2550k132/1/050k2 - 12160k131/1/040k28000
Las Vegas SinnersDark Elf2390k200/3/150k2 - 11910k121/0/150k30000
Weaklington FrailskinsElven Union2500k142/1/060k1 - 02380k81/0/050k34000
Foullas FoulboysNurgle2580k131/1/040k1 - 11760k142/1/030k28000
San Fransorko 49ersOrc2590k223/0/280k3 - 01970k50/0/030k23000
Vigilante ShinglesChaos Dwarf2590k132/0/060k2 - 12280k151/2/040k32000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2440k91/2/050k0 - 02410k123/0/060k26000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2650k131/2/040k1 - 22830k120/0/060k40000
Khleveland KhrownsTomb Kings2680k150/2/050k2 - 02130k111/2/040k32000
Baltimore MavensDark Elf2440k162/2/060k1 - 12510k132/0/020k30000
Lost Dogs of San AngelesNurgle2680k172/1/140k1 - 12090k123/0/050k29000
Lost Dogs of San AngelesNurgle2690k121/1/040k1 - 22120k171/1/140k23000
Ministers of Sewer SkulkingSkaven2520k183/0/020k2 - 12080k90/0/040k34000
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2550k256/1/160k2 - 01590k111/1/150k24000
Chicagovania ProvocateursVampire2420k152/0/070k2 - 12220k110/0/160k30000
Green Ball AttackersSlann2560k142/1/060k1 - 22860k120/0/020k34000
Destroit LynelsChaos Dwarf2610k92/0/050k0 - 12020k100/2/070k35000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2370k171/3/040k1 - 22440k183/0/050k27000
San Dogo ChompersHuman2850k213/2/130k2 - 12480k100/0/040k35000
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2930k201/1/270k2 - 11950k122/0/010k26000
Kansas City ThiefsChaos Renegade2930k183/0/080k3 - 22630k183/0/020k27000
Indianapolis HippiesVampire2970k194/2/060k2 - 02330k50/0/020k30000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf3000k151/3/060k1 - 12700k122/1/120k36000
Lost Dogs of San AngelesNurgle2730k120/2/030k1 - 22420k195/0/040k30000
Las Vegas SinnersDark Elf2960k212/2/280k2 - 12660k142/1/060k33000
Lost Dogs of San AngelesNurgle2760k212/3/150k1 - 12520k122/1/020k24000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2810k204/2/180k1 - 12710k101/0/040k35000
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2990k191/3/070k2 - 11870k80/0/040k28000
| Carolina Reapers |Shambling Undead2990k152/1/060k1 - 22060k213/2/180k27000
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2480k151/3/070k2 - 12420k101/1/160k34000
Denver BrontosLizardmen2690k193/3/070k2 - 12420k110/1/130k33000
Pittsburgh SteelcursOrc2900k193/0/360k2 - 02180k91/1/030k33000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2790k160/3/160k1 - 22540k172/2/050k34000
New York WrecksChaos Chosen2930k194/2/050k1 - 12850k143/0/080k32000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2960k185/0/170k2 - 12450k81/0/050k33000
Olde Reikland Paid RiotersHuman2830k223/2/060k2 - 02260k103/0/040k40000
Buffaelo KhillsDaemons of Khorne2990k253/2/170k2 - 02280k111/2/060k25000
Shytown LeapersSlann2670k275/5/040k2 - 12430k140/2/010k28000
Lost Dogs of San AngelesNurgle2440k121/1/170k1 - 02640k133/1/020k33000
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2840k213/2/030k2 - 22120k110/0/020k28000
Phull-o-s'elfia EgosHigh Elf2670k193/1/380k2 - 12490k100/0/020k33000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2680k214/2/050k2 - 12410k90/0/020k35000
New York GenocidesDaemons of Khorne2790k193/1/140k1 - 02380k112/1/040k30000
Fan Foulcisco FakesUnderworld Denizens2610k244/5/080k3 - 02000k50/0/020k28000
Dallas CrowbarDwarf2790k215/0/180k2 - 12500k120/2/030k21000
Lost Dogs of San AngelesNurgle2480k161/3/140k1 - 12240k131/1/050k34000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2660k217/1/080k2 - 02460k70/0/060k35000
Destroit LynelsChaos Dwarf2780k184/1/060k1 - 02430k111/1/140k37000
New York WrecksChaos Chosen2590k204/3/060k1 - 22670k256/0/150k35000
Titannesse Kraken'sNurgle2830k192/3/070k1 - 12710k140/1/230k34000
Jakesonville JortlesHigh Elf2560k214/3/070k3 - 22100k150/0/120k36000
Houston TreantsWood Elf2730k141/2/070k1 - 11930k151/2/020k27000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2410k170/1/040k3 - 22280k203/1/160k30000
Icelandic DoltsNorse2650k102/0/050k0 - 21870k233/5/140k30000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf1690k155/1/070k0 - 22640k140/1/040k32000
Green Baynana GrabbersSimyin2280k152/1/050k1 - 22620k151/1/080k33000
Mangledsota Many-MenOld World Alliance2410k131/1/040k1 - 12280k111/2/030k26000
Destroit LynelsChaos Dwarf2160k204/3/140k1 - 12230k101/2/060k29000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2050k242/3/340k1 - 12480k162/2/070k32000
Arizona QuetzalcoatlLizardmen1900k152/0/170k2 - 21940k120/0/030k33000
Chicago ВeаrdsAmazon2310k163/2/080k1 - 11470k90/0/050k28000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2140k182/3/040k1 - 22300k151/1/080k35000
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2590k174/1/060k2 - 02270k50/0/060k33000
Cleaved Land BedlamChaos Chosen2590k173/2/170k2 - 12950k175/0/020k28000
Pittsburgh SteelcursOrc2600k182/2/150k1 - 12180k101/0/060k30000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2590k50/0/070k0 - 12230k133/1/070k26000
No-Skincinnati BunglesTomb Kings2390k195/1/070k2 - 02010k91/1/030k24000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2560k142/3/030k1 - 12110k142/2/050k34000
B'altimoor Sk'avensSkaven2400k213/2/170k2 - 22140k151/0/050k35000
San Foulcisco 69'ersNecromantic Horror2660k152/0/050k2 - 12530k191/3/210k27000
Carolina PythonessDark Elf2290k195/1/050k2 - 12400k120/1/030k29000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2450k192/1/130k2 - 02250k60/0/010k31000
Nawlins Lost SaintsChaos Renegade2540k164/0/140k1 - 12540k131/1/050k37000
Warpstone Bay RatscallionsSkaven2420k175/0/080k2 - 11350k90/0/010k30000
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2580k215/3/060k2 - 12170k101/0/050k29000
Atlatl FlechettesLizardmen2590k132/1/040k1 - 12230k121/1/070k39000
Destroit LynelsChaos Dwarf2380k194/0/050k2 - 02080k111/2/060k33000
Los Angeles GlamsHigh Elf2450k132/1/230k0 - 22250k172/1/040k34000