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Patsirs
Skills Pending [R] Human
Origin
Patsirs were funded by the great Robert Class II.
Out of boredom, he wanted to have a pet team in the Blood Bowl Arena. Because is father 'Bob' Class died at the hands of a drunk Ogre, he picked a coach that would to agree to assemble a team without. Reporters heard rumors of racist posters inside the locker room: Anti-Ogre, Anti-Underworlders & Anti-gobelin.

-1st year -- game #1 to #12-
A gentle and promising start in the Open League.
The fifth game of the Patsirs came to be a nightmare, with two household players dying on 2nd kickoff. It would leave a mark and team needed resconstruction: avoiding claws + MG combo for a while. Still, on game #10, they got their asses kicked by a roady amazon team. Ego is shaking.

By the end of the twelveth game, a whole roster of linemen has died or retired from the team :
RIP Hightower, promising and dedicated player. RIP Mayonn, your brother now served along your former camarades. But died and returned as a zombie. Von Noy / Evans / Fratello / Seymour you won't be forgotten.
On the bright side, the winning record is positive. See you next year, expect some changes and improvements during the offseason !

-2nd year -- game #13 to #24-
Trimmed some fat on the roster. No losses, and casualty fest done by the "invisible" linemen on game #15. 3 of them got a spp boost afterwards. Unfortunately, Lawyer died on game #16, on a vile orcish foul late in the 2nd half. A difficult loss to cope with. Harrison is now the new team captain and he will mentor this kid.

The undefeated streak is over at game #19 !!
And more drama/identity crisis for the Patsirs team! Two disappointing performances against Necros. The first was a given victory, but bodged on a silly turnover by wannabe tackler Brady, costing a TD. In the second, the Pats could not replicate the werewolf kill, on Santiago, who claimed Mayo's life and 'recruited' him as a zombie. Removed 3 more! No, Humans could not touch that wolf on that day. With no hope in sight, an apothecary overwhelmed, and everyone boxed in a scary golem cage, the coach resorted to a shameful concession late in the 2nd. Coach issued a statement to apology to the league, the opposing coach, the organisation and the fans.
6 games without a win ! Dire need of inspiration going forward.

-Star Positions-
Harrison - Strong safety
Lagarette - Outside Linebacker/Fullback
Brandy - Quarterback
Allen - Werewolf killer

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 FlemingLineman6338Wrestle, Fend 18000421850k (50+40k) 
2 D. AllenLineman6338Wrestle, Dirty Player 18030122150k (50+40k) 
3 Thierry VinLineman6338Kick, Guard 23010221750k (50+50k) 
4Stephen NealLineman6338  100000050k (50+0k) 
5 J ThuneyLineman6338  1400001550k (50+0k) 
6 GrahamLineman6338Dodge, Block 22040022250k (50+50k) 
7 A. ButlerLineman6338Block 10100311250k (50+20k) 
11Matthew S.Catcher8237Catch, Dodge 501000360k (60+0k) 
12 BrandyThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Dump-Off 231220001870k (70+40k) 
13 CoreffBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Dauntless 23020411990k (90+40k) 
14 HarrisonBlitzer8348Block, Mighty Blow, +AG, +MA 23060914190k (90+90k) 
15 MeriweatherBlitzer7348Block, +AG 7110221890k (90+40k) 
16 LagaretteBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Tackle, Grab 20050323190k (90+60k) 
13 players  
Coach:charourou Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Human Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1600k (±660) Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:180000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1600k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:23 (9/9/5) |TD Diff:9 (32 - 23) |Cas Diff:3 (27/13/7 - 29/7/8)
Last Opponent: FeH2

 For Against 
OpponentRaceTVCasualtiesWinningsScoreRatingCasualtiesWinningsGate
Ratisbone RapsodieSkaven1000k0/1/1600001 - 21050k1/1/07000011000
tkChaos Renegades970k3/0/1200001 - 21050k1/1/04000026000
Elves Patriots High Elf990k1/0/1700002 - 11040k0/1/02000011000
We wuz KangsKhemri Tomb Kings1150k0/0/0900000 - 01060k0/1/04000012000
saving graceUnderworld Denizens1190k0/0/001 - 21210k3/1/27000024000
Y U AskAmazon1080k0/2/2500002 - 01000k1/0/04000017000
Razzia de chèvresOrc1190k0/0/0700002 - 11230k0/0/12000013000
Khaine's HeartbringersDark Elf1260k3/0/0300001 - 11290k1/0/18000015000
forces of decayNurgle1280k1/0/0800001 - 11150k4/0/04000021000
Chapultepec MaidensAmazon1410k0/0/0200001 - 11350k2/2/07000019000
High Time BawlersHigh Elf1360k2/0/0700002 - 11300k0/0/05000022000
Warp Core Breach (R)Human1470k3/0/0900002 - 11390k0/0/02000021000
Swift Blades ProSkaven1370k2/3/0400003 - 11380k1/0/17000025000
Ilio LegioShambling Undead1450k0/0/0300001 - 11440k3/0/06000033000
Mercury Drinkers Shambling Undead1440k3/2/0700002 - 01350k3/0/03000031000
masters and henchmanOrc1530k0/1/0300001 - 11560k0/0/26000029000
Queremos ser Arandanos IINecromantic Horror1410k0/0/0400002 - 21400k0/0/03000031000
Saviors of MidkemiaHuman1460k2/1/0800001 - 11580k3/0/07000027000
Odin's OneryNorse1550k1/2/0300000 - 11580k1/0/08000029000
Morporkian RaidersNecromantic Horror1570k1/1/2600001 - 11650k1/0/07000027000
Unhallowed HauntsNecromantic Horror1560k2/0/001 - 21540k3/0/110000024000
Berghain BouncersSlann1490k3/0/0800002 - 01330k1/0/04000021000
FeH2Orc1590k0/0/0800002 - 01430k0/0/04000024000