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So, it's finally come to this. And just when you thought it was safe to get back in the (Sylvania) water(s)! From those deep, puberty blue depths of Godzone - The Shire - which has foisted upon this wailing wilderness of a world Steve ("Sandpaper Balls") Smith; Scott "ScumMo" Morrison; Noeline Donaher & Laurie Baker (the dodgy double act from BBC's "Sylvania Waters"); Tom Ugly's Bridge; Lara ("where the bloody hell are yuz?") Bingle; some rugby league moron (is there any other kind?) photographed urinating into his own mouth (as one does); the "reality" television series called The Shire (which was made using participants from everywhere in Sydney _except_ The Shire); and the Cronulla Riots (the participants of which almost completely trucked in from Sydney's glorious western suburbs wastelands and included 2/3 of sfa actual Shire residents) - and ok, so Ian Thorpe, Kathy Lette and Adam Hills also came from here, but at least they were all savvy enough to move away - now comes this, the ultimate travesty to be inflicted on our beloved game of Blood Bowl, the memory of the Jaws sound track, and the SWL: The Sutho Shire SharkBait (and not even the A's ....... sigh). And yes, it gets even worse worse: they're GOBBOS! You must have been a naughty naughty league to cop this level of divine retribution. It's all over from here, baby. Or as the French would say: "FIN!" |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1+ | - | 9+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Strong Arm |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/ | 150k
(110+40)k |
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2 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1+ | - | 9+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21/ | 150k
(110+40)k |
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3 |
Fanatic
|
3 | 7 | 3+ | - | 6+ | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
-av, m | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(0)k |
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4 |
Looney
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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5 |
'Ooligan
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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6 |
Doom Diver
|
6 | 2 | 4+ | - | 7+ | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop +AG |
  | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13/ | 100k
(60+40)k |
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7 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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8 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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9 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
m | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 40k
(0)k |
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10 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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11 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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12 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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13 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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14 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Wrestle |
  | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/ | 70k
(40+30)k |
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15 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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16 |
Bomma
|
6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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14 players (+2 players missing next game) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 8 (0/0/8) | | | TD Diff: | -16 (4 - 20) | | | Cas Diff: | -6 (8/3/3 - 13/6/1) |
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Last Opponent: We'reWho! |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Lost Nosebiters | Lizardmen | 900k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 1 - 3 | 1190k | 19 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 2k |
Dead Coast Decimators | Amazon | 960k | 4 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1030k | 13 | 2/1/0 | 90k | 2k |
Cocoa Speed | Skaven | 920k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 1 - 4 | 1250k | 24 | 0/1/1 | 70k | 1k |
Malice Renegades! | Chaos Renegades | 960k | 10 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 3 | 1130k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 1k |
Praag Riders | Human | 880k | 11 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 3 | 1270k | 23 | 4/1/0 | 50k | 2k |
Trondheim Hammers | Norse | 1070k | 8 | 3/0/2 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1490k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 2k |
Kraka Drak Kneecappers | Dwarf | 1070k | 6 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1320k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1k |
We'reWho! | Necromantic Horror | 1170k | 11 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 3 | 1520k | 24 | 3/2/0 | 70k | 2k |