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Roster [X] Orc

This is an intellectual orc team, fully versed in the rather un-orcish skill of literacy. This unusual skill allowed them to read the Bloodbowl rules...which revealed an amazing new aspect of the game..

Apparently, there is this object called a "ball" which each team tries to place in their opponent's "endzone." This involves actions such as "picking up the ball", "passing", and "handoffs."

Besides explaining much of the strange behavior by their elven opponents in the past, this opened up a whole new way of playing the game. No longer content with bashing, the team began picking up this "ball" and scoring "touchdowns." The Black Ocs led the way with enthusiasm, scoring many of the teams touchdowns...although their energetic pickups forced frequent ball replacements.

Now, these Orcs actually win games, rather than just smashing their opponents...and they find it surprisingly satisfying. After all, nothing wipes the smirk off an Elf's face like being outscored by an Orc.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big A
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
   37 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 140k
(122)k
  
2
Alpha
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Mighty Blow
   19 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 100k
(100)k
  
3
Beta Blast
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Gamma Smash
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Frenzy
   13 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 110k
(90)k
  
5
Delta Crunch
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
6
Long Z
Thrower
5 4 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +ST, Block
   37 13 5 0 6 2 50/51 160k
(180)k
  
7
QT
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard, Block
   35 0 4 1 1 2 26/31 100k
(105)k
  
8
Tau Smash
Blitzer
7 3 4 9
Block
Guard, +MA, +AG
   31 0 9 0 3 1 38/51 170k
(173)k
  
9
Omega Bash
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   20 2 2 0 1 0 10/16 100k
(115)k
  
10
Epsilon Crunch
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Strip Ball
   35 0 3 0 18 3 60/76 160k
(170)k
  
11
L
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
 m 17 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 70k
(0)k
  
12
RT
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 70k
(70)k
  
13
Psi Blast
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   7 1 3 0 1 0 12/16 100k
(115)k
  
14
Li'l Hyphen
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   8 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(55)k
  
15
Little A
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Diving Tackle, +AG
   37 0 9 0 0 4 47/51 130k
(150)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: origami Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2060k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:37 (23/8/6) |TD Diff:21 (52 - 31) |Cas Diff:31 (36/26/17 - 22/16/10)
Last Opponent: Sfrawd
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Wood Elf32/0/11.7-1.70.3   0.3   0.0-0.0   0.3   0.3-43k
Chaos Chosen54/0/11.4-0.81.2   0.6   0.4-0.6   0.4   0.2-20k
Chaos Dwarf21/1/01.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-220k
Dark Elf22/0/02.0-0.53.0   2.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0-85k
Dwarf42/1/11.3-0.81.0   0.5   0.8-1.5   1.0   0.8145k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0150k
Human32/0/11.3-0.70.7   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.067k
Lizardmen31/1/11.0-0.70.0   0.7   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.0120k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.050k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Orc53/2/01.4-0.81.0   0.6   0.6-0.2   0.6   0.6-138k
Shambling Undead22/0/01.5-0.00.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.0-25k
Skaven31/1/11.3-1.71.7   1.0   0.3-0.3   0.0   0.397k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0110k
Total3723/8/61.4-0.81.0   0.7   0.5-0.6   0.4   0.36k