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Slinging Baristas
Roster [X] Halfling

CAUTION: this team is an exception to my normal elfbowling self - we play dirty, including fouling, hiring deeproot and/or chefs after agreement, and any trick I can to win - but hey, we're halflings!

Have you ever smelled what comes out of a really good coffee house? its such a very lovely smell...

Unfortunately, Staryucks is not a really good coffee house
its not even a little bit good
Quite the opposite, in fact
but the flings love it, they hang out there all the time, little, evil critters mooching off their parents and thinking that they're coffee snobs just because some cookie-cutter employee serves them a cookie cutter drink in a cookie cutter cafe that tries spectacularly hard to be individualistic and fails.... spectacularly.
This is what the Baristas are all about
cookie cutter halflings
cookie cutter coffee servers
smells that the halflings think is lovely and gives them power :)
smells that just distract everyone else :)

and a coach that's just here for a fun game of fumbbl :)

Having played 15 games with a respectable record (11-2-2), the head of the Baristas' fan club wrote them an anthem:

Oh....
These flings were made for dyin' yes they are
(yes they are)
Oh these flings were made for dyin' yes they are
(yes they are)
Oh these flings were made for dyin'
And from trees they'll be a flyin'
Oh these flings were made for dyin' yes they are
(yes they are)

Oh these trees were made for killin' yes they are
(yes they are)
Oh these trees were made for killin' yes they are
(yes they are)
Oh these trees were made for killin'
for they are a pair of villians
Oh these trees were made for killin' yes they are
(yes they are)

Oh this team was made for foulin' yes it was
(yes it was)
Oh this team was made for foulin' yes it was
(yes it was)
Some day I will roll some doubles
and I'll get a dirty player
and we'll be the foulest that there ever was
(ever was)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Amy, Employee of the Month
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, +MA
   31 0 0 1 15 0 32/51 180k
(150)k
  
2
Charles, Employee of the Month
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+MA, Guard, Multiple Block
   31 0 0 0 18 1 41/51 180k
(150)k
  
3
Non-Fat Grande Frappachino III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   12 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(25)k
  
4
Tall Hazelnut Latte
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +MA, Sure Feet
   30 2 4 0 2 3 33/51 100k
(110)k
  
5
Venti Non-fat Peppermint Mocha Doubleshot VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(15)k
  
6
Jamaican Blue Mountian
Halfling
6 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Strip Ball, +MA
 -av 27 1 1 0 1 4 26/31 90k
(65)k
  
7
Caramen Macchiatto
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
8
Kona Gold V
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   14 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 70k
(60)k
  
9
Venti Eggnog IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   17 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 60k
(55)k
  
10
Grande Iced Mocha IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(25)k
  
11
Mint Mocha Chip Frappachino
Halfling
6 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
 -av 14 1 3 0 2 0 14/16 60k
(30)k
  
12
Venti Non-fat Peppermint Mocha Doubleshot IV
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Sure Feet
   12 0 1 0 2 3 22/31 80k
(70)k
  
13
Strawberry Vanilla Frappuchino
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
  
14
Doubleshot Espresso II
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 -av 17 0 4 0 1 1 19/31 70k
(55)k
  
15
Iced White Mocha
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
15 players  
Coach: dagda331 Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 20  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 7  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (20/6/5) |TD Diff:24 (48 - 24) |Cas Diff:-17 (36/27/8 - 37/35/16)
Last Opponent: Darkmoor Marauders
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen54/0/11.8-0.81.2   0.8   0.0-1.8   1.0   0.092k
Chaos Dwarf20/1/10.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   1.0   1.0240k
Dark Elf21/1/01.0-0.50.0   1.0   0.5-1.5   2.0   0.5360k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0110k
Goblin10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0320k
High Elf11/0/01.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.050k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   0.0   1.0320k
Norse22/0/02.5-0.52.0   0.0   1.5-2.0   1.0   0.0105k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   2.0160k
Ogre21/1/01.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.5230k
Orc43/1/01.5-0.31.8   1.0   0.3-1.0   1.5   0.3263k
Shambling Undead11/0/01.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   2.050k
Skaven10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   4.0   0.0200k
Tomb Kings32/1/01.7-0.31.0   2.3   0.0-0.7   1.0   1.7337k
Vampire11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0340k
Wood Elf32/0/11.7-1.01.7   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.0180k
Total3120/6/51.5-0.81.2   0.9   0.3-1.2   1.1   0.5209k