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Roster [X2] Skaven

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
You fight like a dairy farmer.
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 90k
(95)k
  
2
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
3
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Dauntless
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(115)k
  
4
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step
 n 4 1 5 0 0 1 21/31 120k
(117)k
  
5
You have the manners of a beggar.
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(90)k
  
7
This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -ma, m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
8
I've spoken with apes more polite than you.
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   4 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 70k
(75)k
  
10
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -ma 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(30)k
  
11
You make me want to puke.
Lineman
7 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
12
I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Lineman
7 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
13
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
14
There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
15
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   4 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 90k
(120)k
  
16
People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 130k
(115)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Helvete Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (1/0/3) |TD Diff:-5 (6 - 11) |Cas Diff:-6 (1/3/1 - 5/6/0)
Last Opponent: Waaagh Leijon
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human10/0/11.0-4.00.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   0.0-50k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.00k
Orc11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.0-40k
Wood Elf10/0/12.0-4.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Total41/0/31.5-2.80.3   0.8   0.3-1.3   1.5   0.0-23k