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Retired [X] Elf

Team retired because pro elves suffer more cas than they should for their AV
because they're a bunch of pansies.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Adult Onset Truck Bumper v2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block, Side Step
 -ag 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(120)k
  
2
Improbable Anvil Placement v2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(0)k
  
3
An Enraged Puma
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
+AG
   9 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 140k
(163)k
  
4
Eaten by Pygmy Hippos
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, +MA
   7 0 5 0 0 1 20/ 150k
(165)k
  
7
Drowning in Raspberry Jam v2
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Block
   4 6 0 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(95)k
  
9
Severe Sunburn, Ouch!
Lineman
6 3 4 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
10
Crippling Head Trauma v2
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dirty Player
   8 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 80k
(100)k
  
11
Crippling Emotional Trauma
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Mighty Blow
   10 2 1 0 3 1 16/ 110k
(95)k
  
13
Porcupine Shot from a Cannon
Lineman
5 3 4 7
Block
 -ma 9 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(60)k
  
14
Plunging from a Zeppelin v2
Lineman
6 3 4 7   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
15
Candygram!
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: mistermurphy Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (2/1/7) |TD Diff:-9 (10 - 19) |Cas Diff:-20 (5/5/0 - 12/15/3)
Last Opponent: Unstoppable Fury
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse10/0/11.0-3.00.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   4.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.050k
Halfling10/1/02.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-930k
Human20/0/20.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.5   0.025k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-10k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.0100k
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0180k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   5.0   0.0-40k
Total102/1/71.0-1.90.5   0.5   0.0-1.2   1.5   0.3-51k