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Roster [X] Goblin

As we all know, "strong drink is a mocker"; and boy, did these guys get mocked.

They have now all vowed to give up any form of alcohol in exchange for a place on this noble team, and they are held up far and wide as a shining example of what can be done when you put someone elses mind (these are goblins and trolls, after all) to it!

At their victory parties (and after brutal defeats) they happily drink a joyous and hearty fruit punch. So they say, at least; and who are we to disbelieve such fine, upstanding citizens?

(Speaking of mocking, my beloved wife has just pointed out that I misspelled the name. Well... it fits!)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Djinn Atomic
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   10 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 120k
(116)k
  
2
Brandy Salamander
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 120k
(116)k
  
3
Planted Punch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
5
Grim Lick
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
7
Run, Punch!
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 40k
(25)k
  
8
Crack Rushin'
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
9
Screw D'Runner
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ag 9 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(15)k
  
10
Mai Sky!
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
   10 1 3 0 0 1 15/16 70k
(50)k
  
11
Bloody Hairy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
13
Blight Rushin'
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(25)k
  
14
Tom's Fallin'
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
15
Gash Hopper
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   10 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 60k
(50)k
  
16
Man Hatin'
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Catch, Block
   10 1 4 0 0 3 28/31 90k
(95)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Thursday Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 6  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (5/1/4) |TD Diff:-1 (15 - 16) |Cas Diff:-20 (7/3/4 - 13/14/7)
Last Opponent: Ateamwiththatnamealreadyexists
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Ogre20/1/11.0-1.50.0   0.0   0.5-0.0   1.5   1.540k
Chaos Chosen11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0270k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0160k
Goblin10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   5.0   0.010k
Halfling21/0/11.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.5   1.0   1.090k
High Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.040k
Vampire11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   2.0340k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-6.01.0   2.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.0140k
Total105/1/41.5-1.60.7   0.3   0.4-1.3   1.4   0.7122k