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These guys are some of the most dislikeable players to take to a football field. There are a lot of divers and hackers in here. So when you see these guys on the pitch, if they're a diver give 'em something to dive about and if they're a hacker give 'em some of their own medicine. Hope you all enjoy bashing the &*£% out of these dirty %!*£$.

<b>Fouling these players is actively encouraged because they deserve it so much.</b>

I've decided that this team is going to be manged in the style of some of the most dislikeable managers too. His name will be 'Arsesex Mourwengerson' and i can assure you he's a complete numpty like the managers his name is made up from. The club owner and contract maker is going to be 'Alan "You're Fired" Sugar' and he ain't gonna take no guff from these dirty little &*£%$@# just like in 'The Apprentice' boardroom. Players chopped will be listed below.

<u>Players that Alan "You're Fired" Sugar has sacked to date</u>

<a href="FUMBBL.php?page=player&amp;player_id=4185416">Fabio Grosso</a>.......... You're Fired
<a href="FUMBBL.php?page=player&amp;op=view&amp;player_id=4185561">Cristiano Ronaldo</a> .......... You're Fired
<a href="FUMBBL.php?page=player&amp;op=view&amp;player_id=4185411">Harald Schumacher</a> .......... You're Fired



<hotspurstu> hi there
<hotspurstu> good luck and have fun and all that m8
<RagingGoblin> heey
<RagingGoblin> i hope he ages ;)
<hotspurstu> how kind of you :P
<hotspurstu> :D
<hotspurstu> thanks for the wide open blitz btw :P
<RagingGoblin> very clever
<RagingGoblin> 1 dicing without block
<RagingGoblin> maybe you should write a book on how to waste rerolls :)
<hotspurstu> i didn't accept a game for a lesson m8. i just wanted to have some fun :)
<RagingGoblin> well
<RagingGoblin> stop being a twat then :)
<RagingGoblin> and lets just play
<hotspurstu> ?????????
<hotspurstu> i could be a twat and not give you a grats for that
<hotspurstu> but i'm not a cock like you :P
<hotspurstu> grats
<RagingGoblin> w.e i dont care just be quiet and play the game
<hotspurstu> grats
<RagingGoblin> and now the fun begins
<RagingGoblin> bah misclick
<hotspurstu> harsh
<hotspurstu> he's sure to age now :P
<hotspurstu> just for being an spp hog
<hotspurstu> grats
<hotspurstu> grats

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 70k
(70)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
  8 5 4 0 2 1 26/ 140k
(153)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
  8 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 120k
(138)k
 
4
Witch Elf
7 3 5 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
+AG
  3 1 3 0 1 0 12/ 150k
(168)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
  8 2 0 0 2 2 16/ 110k
(125)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  8 4 1 0 0 1 12/ 90k
(90)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8   8 2 1 0 0 0 5/ 70k
(70)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  8 2 0 0 1 1 9/ 90k
(90)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
  8 1 1 1 0 0 6/ 100k
(100)k
 
12
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
+MA
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 130k
(138)k
 
11 players  
Coach: hotspurstu Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (2/2/4) |TD Diff:-2 (13 - 15) |Cas Diff:-5 (4/0/2 - 6/5/0)
Last Opponent: Da Gorteef
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Elven Union31/1/12.0-2.00.3   0.0   0.7-0.7   0.7   0.0-103k
Orc20/0/21.5-2.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.045k
Total82/2/41.6-1.90.5   0.0   0.3-0.8   0.6   0.0-41k