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Tottering Hotspurs
Roster [X2] Human

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--> <font color="#ffffff"><b>Current Season</b></font></i></td><!--
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--> <td bgColor="#000000"><font color="#ffffff">Season MVP:</font></td><!--
--> <td ><!-- INSERT MVP-->Jurgen Klinnsman (27 spp's)</td><!--
--> <td ><!-- INSERT MVP OF ALL TIME-->Paul Gascoigne (87 spp's)</td><!--
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--> <td bgColor="#000000"><font color="#ffffff">Top Scorer:</font></td><!--
--> <td><!-- INSERT TOP SCORER-->Jurgen Klinnsmann (3 td's)</td><!--
--> <td><!-- INSERT TOP SCORER OF ALL TIME-->Paul Gascoigne (15 td's)</td><!--
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--> <td ><!-- INSERT TOP TACKLER-->Paul Gascoigne (4 Cas)</td><!--
--> <td ><!-- INSERT TOP TACKLER OF ALL TIME-->Paul Gascoigne (15 cas)</td><!--
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--> <td ><!-- INSERT TOP PASSER-->Hoddle/Klinnsmann (4 comps)</td><!--
--> <td ><!-- INSERT TOP PASSER OF ALL TIME-->Glenn Hoddle (dec'd) (39 comps)</td><!--
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--> <td ><!-- INSERT TOP FOULER-->Gary Lineker (4 fouls)</td><!--
--> <td ><!-- INSERT TOP FOULER OF ALL TIME-->Teddy Sheringham (37 fouls)</td><!--
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Tottering Hotspurs hail from the south coast of the isle of Albion, a popular holiday destination for anyone over 80, Tottering sports a half mile of sandy beach at west Tottering and 1 tavern in the village that only sells one type of ale but has a nice line in cheese rolls.
The team however has breathed new life into the town and brought in fresh blood, dropping the average age to somewhere around 60.
The team is owned by the great knight Sir Alan Sweetener, whose forays into the dreaded realms of Hamstread brought great reknown and vast amounts of wealth to the bearded tosser.

The team was inducted into the up & coming OBBA league, now in its third successful season, in November 2007 and is hoping to quickly rise up the divisions. Going up the divisions, though not quite as planned, if you look up mid-table mediocrity in the dictionary you'll see a map of how to get to Tottering.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dave "Are you looking at me" Mackay 2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
 n 17 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 170k
(113)k
  
2
Glenn "Faith healer" Hoddle 2
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   6 4 1 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(115)k
  
4
Sol "Why Arsenal" Campbell
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   36 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 80k
(80)k
  
5
Gary "Loyal" Mabbutt 2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
   23 0 1 0 2 3 22/31 90k
(95)k
  
6
Teddy "Evergreen" Sheringham
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   34 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(100)k
  
7
Paul "5-Bellies" Gascoigne
Blitzer
8 5 3 8
Block
+ST, +ST, +MA, Dodge, Stand Firm
   36 2 15 0 15 2 87/176 280k
(265)k
  
8
Robbie "Too good for the Pool" Keane
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
9
Chris "Shining Lights" Waddle 2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle
   10 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 130k
(140)k
  
10
Jurgen "Minimal Contact" Klinnsmann
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Side Step, Nerves of Steel, +MA, +AG, Block
 n 36 5 12 0 0 7 76/176 210k
(188)k
  
11
Gary "Nice Tan" lineker 3
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(85)k
  
14
Darren "Sicknote" Anderton
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
 n 34 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 100k
(88)k
  
15
'Deadly' Ledley King
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG
   22 1 1 0 3 0 10/16 130k
(130)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Robbo44 Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:36 (14/4/18) |TD Diff:1 (51 - 50) |Cas Diff:-39 (31/24/8 - 55/31/16)
Last Opponent: Wolverhampton Wonderdead
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0200k
Amazon30/0/30.7-1.71.0   0.7   0.3-1.3   0.0   0.30k
Chaos Dwarf32/0/12.0-1.01.3   0.7   0.0-1.3   2.7   0.317k
Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   2.0520k
Elven Union21/1/02.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0105k
High Elf42/0/22.0-1.82.0   1.3   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.573k
Lizardmen20/0/20.5-2.00.0   0.5   0.5-2.5   1.0   0.510k
Necromantic Horror51/0/41.0-1.80.4   0.4   0.4-2.6   1.0   0.2174k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.070k
Nurgle54/1/01.8-0.20.8   1.0   0.0-1.6   0.4   0.0312k
Ogre11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.00k
Orc21/0/11.5-1.50.0   0.0   0.5-1.0   1.5   1.010k
Shambling Undead30/1/20.7-1.71.0   1.0   0.0-1.7   1.7   1.0273k
Skaven21/1/02.5-2.01.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.5285k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-300k
Total3614/4/181.4-1.40.9   0.7   0.2-1.5   0.9   0.4136k