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Massive Bodily Harm
Roster [X2] Halfling

<i>"And if in a thousand years halflings look back at this day, they will still say that this was our finest hour."
"Sure. Whatever. You gonna to eat that?"</i>

<b><i>Massively harmed so far:</i></b>
<b>Doddy Winterbottom</b> caught the bad end of a block in his first game, rest his soul.
<b>Jean-Marc the Despoiler</b> got booted, and now walks with a limp.
<b>Poppy Biglog</b> had a brush with death, but was nailed back together by Massive Bodily Harm's apothecary/carpenter <b>Fingle Stomperdon</b>.
<b>Gordon Ogrebiter</b> had his arm snapped like a twig by something big and scary.
<b>Jean-Marc</b> caught it in the groin and had to rest...
<b>Dim Littlewit</b> got bodyslammed by a werewolf and survived with only a bad concussion.
<b>Gordon Ogrebiter</b> got his eye gouged by a girl.
<b>Master of Shadows</b> left us. He will be missed.
<b>Udi Winkelmann</b> got his hand smashed. He now knows not to touch the ball.
<b>Roderick Niggle</b> got horned (yes...) in the eye. He was sternly told not to do anything like that again.
<b>Calvin Femur</b> is pushing up the daisies...
<b>The Despoiler</b> got his jaw broken by a smelly viking.
<b>Jingo</b> got his rib cracked when he was mistaken for the ball.
<b>Nol Morefood</b>, this budding star, got snuffed by the horned ones (with helmets...).

<i>The list could go on for ever, so it stops now...</i>

<i>Many more will be harmed...but this is the life of a halfling.</i>

<b><i>Massive surprises so far:</i></b>
A draw against an elf team! (OK, they were nine, both the trees were on-pitch from the start and I got the lions part of the good rolls, but still...)
A draw against a CHAOS team!!! (Starting with NO treemen on the pitch...)
Yet another draw against the evil forces of chaos... :)
A victory...but what a victory. Little Nol Morefood, unsurpassed star of the game in question, paid with his life, and not even the apo could put him back together again.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Raoul Innocente
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   17 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
  
2
Paul "Wristslap" Cole
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   17 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(35)k
  
3
Jingo Bush
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   17 0 2 1 0 0 8/16 50k
(20)k
  
4
Roderick Niggle
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Hail Mary Pass
 n 15 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 80k
(42)k
  
5
Zoran Brdic
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
6
Poppy Biglog
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block, Block
   18 0 0 0 5 3 25/31 160k
(124)k
  
7
Jean-Marc the Despoiler
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma 15 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 50k
(15)k
  
8
Hanz Schnell
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 n 17 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 70k
(42)k
  
9
Topsie
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
10
Keeper of Stunties
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+MA, Block, Pro
   18 0 0 0 12 2 34/51 200k
(146)k
  
11
Werther Stangelwertz
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
12
Lurve
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
13
Gordon Ogrebiter
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Catch
   16 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 50k
(20)k
  
14
Chicken Korma
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
15
Bharan Khan
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
16
Mr. Scrumps
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
16 players  
Coach: borderline Re-Rolls (120k): 7  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (3/5/10) |TD Diff:-17 (17 - 34) |Cas Diff:-37 (17/16/3 - 38/21/14)
Last Opponent: Paint Tha Town Redish
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.0310k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-350k
Chaos Chosen30/2/11.0-1.30.7   0.7   0.3-3.3   1.7   0.7120k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0360k
Dark Elf20/0/20.0-3.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.5110k
Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.0700k
Goblin Cheaters11/0/03.0-0.01.0   4.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.0170k
Human10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.00k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-1.03.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0240k
Norse31/0/21.0-1.70.7   1.3   0.0-2.3   1.3   0.7233k
Skaven21/0/12.0-2.52.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.0   1.5110k
Wood Elf10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-120k
Total183/5/100.9-1.90.9   0.9   0.2-2.1   1.2   0.8156k