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Right in da Face
Retired [R] Orc

Morky-do izz Orky too.
Nuffin' noo; our fanz all boo,
Don't wear no shooz, we flingz our pooz.
We makez yooz looz and leavez yooz broozd.

<i>(chorus)
We winz all day, we roolz dis place
We deelz da deuce, we gotz da ace
We jabz like knife and smax like mace,
Run f'yer lyfe, it'z Right in da Face!</i>

We luvz to bash and dash with flash!
Yer face we gash, yer hed we smash,
We make a hash of yer mustache!
If yooz getz rash, spend petty cash!

<i>(chorus)</i>

Morky Orks, we dodge around
Den we knock ya to da ground
We block, we grind, we blitz, we hound
We live for /shock and splatta sound

<i>(chorus)</i>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
King of Cups
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Dodge, Block
   35 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 130k
(80+50)k
  
2
King of Swords
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard, Block, Mighty Blow
   35 0 0 0 12 3 39/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
3
King of Rods
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   36 0 0 0 11 3 37/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
4
Queen of Coins
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   8 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
5
Ten of Cups
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   12 2 1 0 1 1 12/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
6
Knight of Swords
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Guard, +MA, Tackle, Mighty Blow
 m 36 0 5 0 11 6 67/ 170k
(0)k
  
7
Ten of Rods
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Ten of Coins
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
   20 0 4 0 2 2 26/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
9
Three of Coins
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Ace of Cups
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+AG, Block, Dodge, Fend
 n 28 27 6 1 0 4 67/ 180k
(70+110)k
  
14
Five of Rods
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
Five of Swords
Lineman
5 3 3 9   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Ace of Swords
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   10 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 150k
(110+40)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 210k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1750k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:36 (17/7/12) |TD Diff:12 (40 - 28) |Cas Diff:19 (44/22/11 - 39/12/7)
Last Opponent: Lords of Short Shorts II
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen30/1/20.3-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.3   0.3-37k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0140k
Chaos Renegade21/1/01.0-0.51.5   1.5   0.5-2.5   0.0   0.045k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.090k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0130k
High Elf21/0/11.5-1.51.5   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.5-230k
Lizardmen22/0/01.5-0.52.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.550k
Necromantic Horror31/1/11.0-0.71.7   0.7   0.7-1.7   0.0   0.0-47k
Norse31/2/01.7-1.01.7   0.7   1.0-0.7   0.0   0.033k
Nurgle22/0/01.5-0.01.0   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.010k
Orc83/0/50.8-0.90.6   0.8   0.1-0.8   0.5   0.126k
Shambling Undead42/1/11.5-0.81.3   0.3   0.8-0.5   0.8   0.313k
Slann10/0/10.0-3.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   2.0-20k
Tomb Kings10/1/00.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.010k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Total3617/7/121.1-0.81.2   0.6   0.3-1.1   0.3   0.26k