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Pharmacy
P [R] Chaos Chosen

The Pharmacy were a wildcard team acquired in a mass trade during the instability of the financial sector in the final days of 2512. Hoping to cash in on lucrative pharmaceutical advertising and sponsorships the franchise was born. The team is currently sponsored by Nurofang; a pain relief product for sufferers of vampiric ailments. Also endorsed by the team are the Big Bust Enhancement clinics.

Participated in the grand festivities of the 10th anniversary, drawing a lucky choice with WhatBall who was the absolute star of the match.

Coached by Ugly Dick Joeb under Hale's guidance and management. Dick Joeb is well known within the pharmaceutical supplies industry having worked for decades among some of the top firms. Now semi-retired from business his attention has been diverted to his lifelong love of blood bowl and coaching his first professional team.

The team's home field and headquarters are based in Ghostland, with many of their original players being local recruits. Unfortunately the players weathered badly upon their introduction to the major league, with two originals dying in their first few matches and many beastmen developing hideous injuries and deformities very early in their careers. Just 15 games along now and 4 of the team's chaos warriors have already bitten the dust.

Newly drafted: Al Nightlong

Entrance music:
Rah Bras - Hungry
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Seratogin Slazzenga
Minotaur
5 5 2 9
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
+AV, Juggernaut, Guard
   15 0 0 0 11 3 37/51 220k
(150+70)k
  
2
Karnal Krushgroove
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Snuff Ghatflo
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Kerbi Kluther
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
Ruck Bodgers
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
6
Alom Barker
Beastman Runner
5 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
 -ma 14 0 2 1 2 2 22/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Rodom Mncapp
Beastman Runner
6 3 4 7
Horns
+AG, Block
 -av 15 0 5 0 2 2 29/31 120k
(60+60)k
  
8
Lort Gethanu
Beastman Runner
6 3 4 8
Horns
Dodge, +AG
 n 14 2 4 0 0 3 29/31 130k
(60+70)k
  
9
Huggy McCreepypants
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Flackz Rider
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow
   16 0 3 0 3 1 20/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
11
Ku Jifon
Beastman Runner
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow
 -ag 13 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
12
Uru Twitfarm
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: hale Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1610k (±430) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (8/3/5) |TD Diff:0 (15 - 15) |Cas Diff:0 (17/11/3 - 13/14/4)
Last Opponent: Danse Dans la Rue
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Skaven21/0/11.5-2.51.0   1.5   0.5-1.0   1.5   1.0-15k
Halfling11/0/01.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.090k
High Elf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Norse31/0/20.3-1.01.3   0.7   0.0-0.7   1.0   0.050k
Nurgle11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Ogre10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-80k
Shambling Undead20/1/10.5-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.5   0.085k
Slann11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Wood Elf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0100k
Total168/3/50.9-0.91.1   0.7   0.2-0.8   0.9   0.319k