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Cowburgh Distillers
P [L] Goblin

Once upon a time, the city council of Cowburgh (gaelic: "goblin town", pronounced "coob'ra") decided to drum up tourism by starting a blood bowl league. The goblins smashed and killed each other with abandon, having little regard for the actual rules of the sport. The league started up an "all-star" team to send off to tournaments against the rest of the world. Some wag of a scout for the NWFL on a whisky tour during his holiday thought it would be hilarious to see the goblins play against "real teams."

The city council commissioned a commemorative whisky in honor of the team, bringing together the finest whisky minds in Cowburgh to make a very special beverage. The casks will be opened when the Distillers win the NWFL Championship. Here's hoping that whisky ages well!

After posting a .500 record in their first training camp and pre-season (1-4-1), the Distillers management decided that it was time to upgrade the team from a Goblin team to a Troll team. Ripper Bolgrot is on a game-to-game contract to help out the front line.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ben Nevis
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On
   20 0 0 1 4 0 10/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
Daft Mill
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block
   19 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
3
Knock Dhu
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   20 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Glen Morangie
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Glen Moray
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Glen Goyne
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   14 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
7
Glen Ord
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Glen Dronach
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   18 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Glen Dullan
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   19 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Glen Elgin
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -av, m 20 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 60k
(0)k
  
11
Glen Grant
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   20 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Glen Lossie
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
"The" Glen Livet
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Laphroaig
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
16
Glen Kinchie
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: roadtoad Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1390k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (4/7/9) |TD Diff:-9 (20 - 29) |Cas Diff:-43 (16/8/2 - 41/24/4)
Last Opponent: Vancouver Rot-Nucks
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.00k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.0-390k
Chaos Renegade20/1/10.5-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   2.0   0.5-280k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-510k
Dwarf21/1/01.0-0.51.0   0.5   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.0-635k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-490k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-4.0   3.0   0.0-750k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-80k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-90k
Orc32/0/11.3-0.70.3   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-190k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   3.0   0.0-240k
Slann20/1/11.0-1.51.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5-350k
Vampire20/1/11.0-2.51.0   1.0   0.5-2.0   1.5   0.0-490k
Wood Elf10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Total204/7/91.0-1.50.8   0.4   0.1-2.1   1.2   0.2-336k