The Zoolander gang are back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise how would we maintain such impressive toned physiques whilst maintaining social standing at all the super duper parties. So that's why we're back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise... where was I.

Derek has been practising Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!