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Meals on Feet
Retired [L] Vampire

Meals on Feet are a team of Thralls, forced onto the playing field by their evil Vampire Overlords.

Head Coach, insane Vampire - Count.Dead'man-Pastie says this:

"Their purpose is to win games BUT we all know, however, this is HIGHLY unlikely. Their function is to provide sick and twisted sadistic Vampires, such as myself, sick and twisted sadistic pleasure!.. there's nothing we/I love more than watching the Blood of a Thrall spill and spurt all over the Pitch and the other Players!. "We wish their opponants much luck, and we wish our Thralls none."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chiken
Thrall
6 3 3 7   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Turkey
Thrall
6 3 3 7   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
Duck
Thrall
7 3 3 7
+MA
   9 2 2 0 0 0 8/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
4
Pig 'the' II
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Sure Hands
   4 2 1 0 1 1 12/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
5
Cow 'the' II
Thrall
6 3 3 7   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Lady Lamb
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   7 1 0 0 3 1 12/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
7
Frog
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   10 2 0 0 1 2 14/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Venison
Thrall
6 3 3 7   10 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Rabbit
Thrall
6 3 3 7 m 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
10
Hare
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Dirty Player
   11 2 1 0 4 2 23/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
11
Squiral
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   11 2 0 0 1 2 14/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Horse
Thrall
6 3 3 7 n 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Dog
Thrall
6 3 3 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Goose
Thrall
6 3 3 7   7 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: deyempe Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (1/1/9) |TD Diff:-17 (6 - 23) |Cas Diff:-12 (9/3/2 - 15/11/0)
Last Opponent: Wardancer wannabees
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.090k
Orc20/0/20.5-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.095k
Chaos Renegade10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.00k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-110k
High Elf20/0/20.0-2.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.5   0.0-205k
Slann20/1/11.0-2.51.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.030k
Underworld Denizens11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Total111/1/90.5-2.10.8   0.3   0.2-1.4   1.0   0.0-29k