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Da Eadsmashas
Retired [X] Orc

<img src="http://www.sonic.net/~daht/bb/HELMET2.JPG" align=left>After success waging war throughout the old world, Grozgut Eadsmasha saw fit to take his elite troops and train them to be "Da Ardest Zogs Around". After training near the World's Edge Mountains for a number of years it dawned on Eadsmasha that it was useless "aving ard gitz if no wun noos ow ard dey iz". Fortunantly Eadsmasha and his warband managed to see a Blood Bowl match between the Dwarf Giants and The Low-Down Rats near Mt Grimfang. Knowing full well "Dat Orcz iz arder dan stunties and grotz" Grozgut's Eadsmashas were formed. Notoriously vicious on the field the Eadsmashas will go to any length to pummell their oponent. So much so that the ball is often ignored. In a match against the Ulthuan Unicorns the Orcs managed to kill 9 of the Elves 13 players, another 3 were never able to walk again let alone play Blood Bowl. The elf to survive, the Dragon Prince Moriath managed a personal best 7 touchdowns against the orcs, the final score was 7-1. When questioned about the loss Eadsmasha stated 'Look ow many ov em iz bleedin! and look ow many ov us iz bleedin!... and dun't count soddit... cuz e'z a grot!".

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Morbog Wurwizza
Thrower
5 4 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, +ST
   31 17 6 0 1 1 42/ 160k
(180)k
  
2
Rukgor Shuvkannon
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, Kick
   31 13 2 0 1 2 31/ 130k
(150)k
  
3
Bog Runtnosh
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Piling On
   21 0 0 1 5 2 22/ 120k
(125)k
  
4
Tuffdreg Gogstomp
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Piling On
 n 29 0 0 0 14 3 43/ 140k
(121)k
  
5
Kroka Flashkop
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   30 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Skuldak Zagdag
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Tackle
   16 0 3 0 0 2 19/ 130k
(140)k
  
7
Badbok Nobzag
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Dodge
 n 29 2 7 0 8 2 49/ 150k
(127)k
  
8
Thogskin Grodwarp
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball, Mighty Blow, Tackle
 n 31 0 3 0 8 3 40/ 140k
(121)k
  
9
Morskul Rukkkop
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
   31 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 70k
(100)k
  
12
Sneeka Zogrunt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Catch
   19 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 60k
(55)k
  
13
Trogdor the Burninator
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Piling On, Frenzy
   27 0 0 0 13 2 36/ 150k
(135)k
  
14
Zog Urtzag
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   26 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 100k
(100)k
  
15
Soddit Zoomgit
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Diving Catch
 n 28 0 5 0 1 1 22/ 100k
(102)k
  
16
Hek'th Grroflach'rok
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(108)k
  
14 players  
Coach: cataphract Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 8  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 9  
Team Value: 2200k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (9/7/15) |TD Diff:-26 (33 - 59) |Cas Diff:44 (37/25/13 - 12/14/5)
Last Opponent: Fast as Light
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0190k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Chaos Chosen52/1/21.2-1.60.4   0.4   0.4-0.8   1.4   0.8170k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0110k
Dark Elf52/1/21.2-1.22.0   0.6   0.2-0.0   0.2   0.0144k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0140k
High Elf10/1/02.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Human11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-6.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0140k
Orc21/0/11.5-1.50.5   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0-75k
Shambling Undead41/2/10.8-0.80.8   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.08k
Skaven51/1/31.6-3.02.0   1.2   0.8-0.4   0.4   0.054k
Wood Elf30/0/30.0-3.01.3   0.7   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-3k
Total319/7/151.1-1.91.2   0.8   0.4-0.4   0.5   0.268k