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Team Donald
Roster [B] Dwarf

1st match and a badge was awarded

These guys got together to drain the swamp (meaning: remove any filthy opponents not playing in the interest of this team, really) and to not dodge anyone. :P
Already in their debut-match they got "stuck in the mud", while proving their stamina and also pulling off their first win... \o/



...so beware, they even throw with mud - you better learn to dodge well, before playing them. :P


Trumped

Trump
Is a chump,
He’s an
Orange Heffalump.
His hair?
Made of batter.
His brain?
Fecal matter.
His “plans”?
A disaster.
His “position”?
Your Master!

―Michael R. Burch
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
They will pay for the wall
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   8 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
3
My fingers are long and beautiful
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   24 0 0 0 7 0 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
My IQ is one of the highest
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   19 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
I draw the greatest crowd on inauguration
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Grab
   25 0 0 0 16 3 47/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
6
Noone respects women more than me
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge, Side Step, Guard
   18 0 0 0 3 6 36/51 150k
(70+80)k
  
10
Jeff Sessions
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   25 0 0 0 8 2 26/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
11
Jared Kushner
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
12
Sean Spicer
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   4 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
16
Stephen Miller
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
17
David Hideoushawk
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Leroy Deepshield
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players  
Coach: finsterface Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1350k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (13/5/7) |TD Diff:7 (30 - 23) |Cas Diff:38 (52/12/10 - 18/11/7)
Last Opponent: Evul Intent
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf31/0/20.7-1.01.7   0.0   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.07k
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.040k
Chaos Chosen10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.020k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   3.0-1.0   0.0   2.0-10k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.050k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Goblin10/0/11.0-2.05.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.010k
Human21/0/10.5-0.50.5   0.0   1.0-1.5   0.5   0.515k
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.060k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-10k
Ogre10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Orc42/1/11.3-1.00.8   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.8   0.03k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.080k
Skaven21/0/11.5-2.02.5   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   1.0-15k
Tomb Kings10/1/00.0-0.04.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-50k
Underworld Denizens11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Vampire11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Total2513/5/71.2-0.92.1   0.5   0.4-0.7   0.4   0.34k