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Sutho Shire SharkBait (B team)
Retired [L] Goblin

So, it's finally come to this.

And just when you thought it was safe to get back in the (Sylvania) water(s)!

From those deep, puberty blue depths of Godzone - The Shire - which has foisted upon this wailing wilderness of a world Steve ("Sandpaper Balls") Smith; Scott "ScumMo" Morrison; Noeline Donaher & Laurie Baker (the dodgy double act from BBC's "Sylvania Waters"); Tom Ugly's Bridge; Lara ("where the bloody hell are yuz?") Bingle; some rugby league moron (is there any other kind?) photographed urinating into his own mouth (as one does); the "reality" television series called The Shire (which was made using participants from everywhere in Sydney _except_ The Shire); and the Cronulla Riots (the participants of which almost completely trucked in from Sydney's glorious western suburbs wastelands and included 2/3 of sfa actual Shire residents) - and ok, so Ian Thorpe, Kathy Lette and Adam Hills also came from here, but at least they were all savvy enough to move away - now comes this, the ultimate travesty to be inflicted on our beloved game of Blood Bowl, the memory of the Jaws sound track, and the SWL:

The Sutho Shire SharkBait (and not even the A's ....... sigh).

And yes, it gets even worse worse: they're GOBBOS!

You must have been a naughty naughty league to cop this level of divine retribution.

It's all over from here, baby. Or as the French would say:

"FIN!"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lucas Hites
Troll
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Strong Arm
   5 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 150k
(110+40)k
  
2
Ward Awful
Troll
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   8 0 0 0 3 3 21/ 150k
(110+40)k
  
3
Murray n'Door
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 6+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
 -av, m 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
  
4
Ben Gore
Looney
6 2 3+ - 7+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Kronn a'Larr
'Ooligan
6 2 3+ - 7+
Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Sir Thor Land
Doom Diver
6 2 4+ - 7+
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
+AG
   7 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Guy Mere II
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Warren Aura
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Jan Alley
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(0)k
  
10
Heath Coat
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Barry Near
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Kerry Wee
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Li'l Lee Peeley
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Taren Punt
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle
   8 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
15
Sandy Punt
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Sylvain Yeah
Bomma
6 2 3+ - 7+
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)
Coach: oozeboss Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Goblin Dedicated Fans: 0  
Current Team Value: 1080k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1190k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 8 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1220k

Games Played:8 (0/0/8) |TD Diff:-16 (4 - 20) |Cas Diff:-6 (8/3/3 - 13/6/1)
Last Opponent: We'reWho!
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-290k
Amazon10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-70k
Chaos Renegades10/0/10.0-3.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-170k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-250k
Human10/0/11.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-390k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   0.0-350k
Norse10/0/10.0-1.03.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-420k
Skaven10/0/11.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-330k
Total80/0/80.5-2.51.0   0.4   0.4-1.6   0.8   0.1-284k