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Retired [L] Simyin

Some accolades:

"this is the worst shaped team I have seen this year"

"mate... they are awful"

"what you guys have done to this team puts a huge smile on my face."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
3
Harambae
Gorilla
5 4 2+ - 8+
Extra Arms, Grab
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Keng Kung™
Gorilla
5 4 2+ - 8+
Extra Arms, Grab
Dodge, Side Step, Shadowing
   15 0 0 0 1 3 5/ 160k
(100+60)k
  
5
Caesar
Chimpanzee
7 3 3+ - 7+
Extra Arms, Wrestle
Dodge, Strip Ball, Sure Hands
   4 0 0 0 0 2 0/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Nim
Chimpanzee
8 3 2+ - 7+
Extra Arms, Wrestle
+AG, Dodge, Side Step, +MA, Safe Pair of Hands
   20 1 10 0 2 2 7/ 190k
(80+110)k
  
7
Clyde
Orangutan
5 3 3+ - 8+
Extra Arms, Strong Arm
Pass, Accurate, Kick-Off Return, Sure Hands, Dodge, Dump-off
   29 44 1 0 2 1 Legend
56
 200k
(70+130)k
  
9
The Librarian
Orangutan
5 3 3+ - 8+
Extra Arms, Strong Arm
Block, Tackle, Shadowing, Fend
   18 0 0 0 3 2 2/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
10
Kevin Whiterock
Bonobo
6 3 3+ - 7+
Extra Arms
Block, Tackle, Fend, Dodge
   20 0 3 0 6 2 3/ 150k
(50+100)k
  
11
Claire
Bonobo
6 3 3+ - 7+
Extra Arms
   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Roger
Bonobo
6 3 3+ - 7+
Extra Arms
Kick, Block, Pro, Sure Hands
   14 0 1 0 1 3 6/ 110k
(50+60)k
  
16
King Banana Hama Floo Floo the Third
Silverback
5 5 1+ - 9+
Extra Arms, Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
17
Harold Deepfield
Journeyman Bonobo
6 3 3+ - 7+
Extra Arms
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10 players
Coach: phuqster Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Simyin Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1630k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (8/3/18) |TD Diff:-15 (37 - 52) |Cas Diff:-36 (27/13/5 - 47/26/8)
Last Opponent: Nuzzling Necros
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Bretonnian10/0/11.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   2.0-110k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0180k
Daemons of Khorne21/1/01.5-0.50.5   0.0   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.0-30k
Dark Elf40/0/40.8-2.81.0   0.8   0.3-2.5   0.5   0.3-3k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   1.0-40k
Elven Union31/0/21.0-1.71.0   0.7   0.0-0.7   0.0   0.0110k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.0460k
High Elf20/1/11.5-2.00.5   1.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.00k
Human10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-640k
Necromantic Horror11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-710k
Norse20/0/21.0-2.51.5   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.5   0.0-215k
Ogre10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0250k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Snotling11/0/03.0-1.03.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0830k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.0-400k
Underworld Denizens21/1/02.5-2.01.0   0.0   0.5-1.0   1.5   0.5-55k
Vampire21/0/12.0-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0785k
Wood Elf10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-260k
Total298/3/181.3-1.80.9   0.4   0.2-1.6   0.9   0.327k