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'Da Dakka Kroozer Crew
A crew of unfortunate Orc pirates gave up life on the sea to seek fortunes on land.

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Ship Mortician Dumgug finishes 'Da Fixa Wagon. (2020-10-19)
Ship Mortician Dumgug spent the first three games barking out orders as the lowest ranked among the crew built him 'Da Fixa Wagon. It is an improvised medical wagon of sorts, with all the required medical tools. With 'Da Fixa Wagon now complete, Ship Mortician Dumgug and his trusty team of nurse goblins can now fix any broken players!

Deckhand Dhugzax was killed by a Dark Elf (2020-10-18)
Deckhand Dhugzax had always made himself useful on the deck of 'Da Dakka Kroozer. He had a reasonable reputation among the crew. He had never been a fighter. Regardless, the crew had a hard time accepting that he had been killed off by an Elf!
Background
The notorious pirate Captain Druzgar Rum Chugga
'Da Dakka Kroozer was an infamous Orc pirate ship cruised by the notorious Captain Druzgar Rum Chugga. The crew enjoyed a lot of success over the years, finding treasures and looting other ships. But then they hit a dry spell and their treasury grew worryingly thin. Captain Druzgar also grew more and more greedy, keeping what little was left of their fortune for himself. The mood on the ship quickly went overboard and the crew decided to commit mutiny. They made Captain Druzgar Rum Chugga walk the plank.

A treasure hunt
There they were, in the middle of the ocean. They no longer had a Captain and they had no plan. Many in the crew had grown bored of the poor life of piracy. They had only been in it for the bling - and now the bling was gone. After three days of fighting amongst themselves, First Mate Grognaz gathered the crew.

They had all listened to Helmsman Dogduk tell the story of his cousin who had become filthy rich in something called Blood Bowl - more times than they could count. Grognaz presented his plan to use the last of the treasure they had to start their own Blood Bowl team and become rich, just like Dogduk's cousin! The crew looked at each other in confusion. They didn't exactly understand what a Blood Bowl team was. But when Grognaz explained that it would be like a treasure hunt, but on land, they all cheered at the prospect of getting rich again!

Setting the course for land
'Da Dakka Kroozer sailed east to the Old World to pursue their newly hatched plan of fame and fortune. Once the ship was docked, the crew adventured inland. However, their ineptitude at land became apparent immediately after they left 'Da Dakka Kroozer behind. They needed a new captain. A captain that could navigate on soil!

A captain of the soil
They had to search lands near and far before they finally found him. War Boss Gralzor Bigtoof had recently been in war with the Wood Elves. He had lost his warband in the war and was therefore no longer considered a War Boss. Gralzor needed to find a new warband, and the former crew of 'Da Dakka Kroozer needed a new Captain. In exchange for ten percent of the shares in the Blood Bowl team, Gralzor agreed to become their 'Ead Coach. Now all that's was left was to learn how to do this football thingy...
Owners
The former crew of 'Da Dakka Kroozer
Ninety percent of the shares in the team is owned collectively by the former crew of 'Da Dakka Kroozer. They invested the last piece of the sunken treasure of the Serpent Islands to cover the registration fee for the team. Winnings are divided based on their position on the ship, from the first mate who receives the largest cut down to the cabin boyz who receives the smallest.

Head Coach Gralzor Bigtoof
War Boss Gralzor Bigtoof was offered ten percent of ownership in the team in exchange for his navigation on soil.
Head Coach
War Boss Gralzor Bigtoof
Gralzor Bigtoof is the only land crab in the team. We was previously a War Boss of an Orc warband in the Grey Mountains. His entire warband was killed off in a retaliation by Wood Elves after Gralzor had them ambushed and almost killed. Gralzor was kicked out of the War Boss council. He no longer had a warband and was therefore no longer a War Boss in the eyes of his peers.

Gralzor was later approached by First Mate Grognaz of the former crew of a pirate ship called 'Da Dakka Kroozer. The crew wanted to pursue fame and riches by running a successful football team. They needed a new captain. A captain that could navigate on soil. Gralzor Bigtoof knew nothing of Blood Bowl, but the title of 'Ead Coach sounded good and he would be getting a new warband, of sorts. He gladly accepted Grognaz's proposition.
Players
The former crew of 'Da Dakka Kroozer
The players are the former crew of the feared pirate ship 'Da Dakka Kroozer. After a long dry-spell, the crew committed mutiny and killed off their notorious Captain Rum Chugga. They decided to take what was left of the sunken treasure of the Serpent Islands to invest in a Blood Bowl team to become rich.
Apothecary
Ship Mortician Dumgug and his team of goblin nurses
Ship Mortician Dumgug spent the first three games barking out orders as the lowest ranked among the crew built him 'Da Fixa Wagon. It is an improvised medical wagon of sorts, with all the required medical tools. With 'Da Fixa Wagon now complete, Ship Mortician Dumgug and his trusty team of nurse goblins can now fix any broken players!

Template by HarpoMafacka
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  3 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG
  2 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 120k
(80+40)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle
  3 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
5
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  3 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
8
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
11
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
11 players  
Coach: HarpoMafacka Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1170k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/1/1) |TD Diff:0 (3 - 3) |Cas Diff:3 (0/4/0 - 0/0/1)
Last Opponent: Lord eroticus