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Location: Squeakattle, Western Naggarond
Nickname: "Weren't you the Scoundrels?"
Nickname: "What's the worst that could happen?"
Stadium: Skavenblight Community Hall & Restrooms
Surface: Unmentionable

Colors: Red and white
Sponsor: McMurty's Hat Emporium

After being evicted from the Theatre of Breams, the Scoundrels travelled the world for some time, before being seduced by a sweetheart deal to set up a new franchise on the West Coast of Naggarond, with some sweet inducements to help promote Skaven teams in the New World.

Did we say Skaven? That's right, despite the giant ratmen not existing, due to some fine print in the contract, the Scoundrels found themselves listed as a Skaven team, although with Pinkeye Growthspurt's crayon characteristically smudged, it's unclear this is the revival of the legendary Lab Rat Elysium or some terrible trick played on them by a minor bureaucrat. Never ones to let that get in the way, some of the original Scoundrels, together with a lot of new blood, are ready to take to the pitch.
Season XC

In the teams' sophomore season, their first ever piece of actual silverware - the Silver Boot for Fructose Overdose's 35 fouls (more impressive yet, as he took the last two matches off and didn't bother kicking anyone).

Season XCIII

Greatest HitsPlayers
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Minus Passing
Niggling Injury
Missed Next Game

A shocking lack of achievement in their first season: 6 losses, and a win by default when the opposition couldn't be bothered to show up (that's snobby elves for you). Worst of all for the team, they couldn't even get the prize for the most fouls, beatn to it by the New Blacktown Expatriates with 45 fouls in 7 matches. (The Asylum were justified in complaining about this robbery, as in 6 matches they had 43 fouls and one hand on that glittering prize. Arguably if Doreen hadn't blown Unfriendly up and taken him out for a game, he could have got close to the 21 fouls of Ivar, but with two games less he quit with only 14 fouls to his name.)

Despite this lacklustre performance, the Asylum still sneaked their way out of the Regionals and into the Conferences for their second season, enjoying their best run ever for a goblin team coached by MrCushtie, winning three and drawing two of their first five matches. Part of the success of this can be put down to their recent acquisition, the big headed (and even bigger fisted) Morgue N Throgson, who provided extra muscle in three of those matches. Morgue's value wasn't just in hitting things, he also provided handy TTM assistance, but here's his tally of carnage. (Note that like every other member of the team, Morgue is expected to put his heart, his back and of course his boot into supporting team activity - everyone fouls!)
Handsome Git (first turn kill, denied by the apo)
Snaglak Mummyfella (killed)
Dolph Lundgreen Mamba (niggling injury)
Bruce Leeaf Viper (badly hurt via a foul)
Sadly, the wheels fell off the goblin train at the end of the season, with a woeful performance against perfidious dark elves, following by a collapse against one of the bogey teams from last season, the Ophidian Infidels. Fatally, the team had got used to spending time at the top of the division, and the precipitous fall at the end was hard on all those little green guys little egos.
However, rebuilding for next season looks like some good prospects, with a new generation of sneaky gits readying themselves for utter carnage. When third place in the division is viewed as a disappointment by the Asylum's leadership committee, it's clear that high standards are going to be applied for the next season...
Total fouls: 52

Broken hearted by their failure to make it to the Premiership, the team slumped to a 0-0-7 season. Truly terrible, forgetting to play the ball, and scoring a total of two touchdowns. Total fouls: 50. With both trolls turning Pro by the end of the season, a violent rampage through the Regionals might enable them to recover some of their joy.

Having managed 39 fouls in the first four games of the season, the team looked en route to securing another trophy. At this rate, they'll be more than a third of the way to their grand target by the end of the season. And a new plan has been mooted, to sack the entire team in the offseason so they can afford Morg for the entirety of XCIII. After 6 games, the boot count was up to a team record of 61 (still some way off the all-time record of 80 by the Macabre Morticians back in LXVIII, but a few low-booting games early in the season made getting that trophy impossible for now). However, next up is the 431 fouls that the franchise's parent team, the Scoundrels, put in. At 206 fouls from 4 seasons (with a game in hand) we expect to be eclipsing that record in short order. With a paltry 6 fouls in the final game, the grimy silverware for this season was secured.
Total fouls: 67

Distracted by illness, the Asylum failed to do much this season, but with only five games attended, still made the most fouls in the Regionals. Better luck next time.
Total fouls: 36

At the end of 'the good old daze' (SWL LXXXVIII), 3 of the 8 greatest goblin positionals were from the Scoundrels:
Manshape Gutwart, troll extraordinaire (159 SPP),
Irene Shandyhands, slightly gimped super agile bombardier (56 SPP), and
Mrs Legneck Won't-Stop-Bouncing, top pogoer (57 SPP).
The Scoundrels managed this in less than 70 games. With commitment to doing a century in their new form, who knows what heights they might ascend?

*** Did you know...
The team offers a full medical plan to all players, providing by the It Won't Stop Hurting If You Don't Get Better School of Medicine. The team has promised to never drop any players due to injury. Death, for now, has only be the escape of a very few... Misbehaviour during the off-season is of course punished as harshly as possible.

The all-time fouling record by a team in the SWL stands at 650, by the Wonga Wonga Whalekillers. This took them 204 games. (3.2 fouls per game)

In three seasons, the Asylum have already completed 145 fouls (7.25 per game). With the team aiming to beat the Whalekillers' record then retire, we expect their goal to be complete by their thirteenth season, or as long as the little green men can hold on for.
At the end of the fourth season, the fouling pace had accelerated to 67 in season (7.85 fouls per match since the team started), a pace far outstripping the Whalekillers

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Block, Pro, Tackle
  34 2 0 0 14 4 2/28 235k
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Juggernaut, Pro, Block, Tackle
  36 2 1 0 24 4 18/32 225k
9 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty
+MA, +MA
-av 28 1 13 0 1 1 8/24 115k
6 2 3+ - 8+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge, Sneaky Git
n, m 29 0 0 0 0 5 9/24 70k
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
m 2 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git, Tackle
-pa 27 0 1 0 1 3 6/24 70k
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 3 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 40k
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 1 1 6/18 40k
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 40k
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
Journeyman Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
9 players (+2 players missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Goblin Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 1065k / 1070k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1185k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 36 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1945k

Games Played:36 (6/3/27) |TD Diff:-60 (23 - 83) |Cas Diff:-7 (43/38/11 - 59/34/6)
Last Opponent: High Street Manlies