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-Übersreik Unicorns-
Roster [L] Unicorns


Location: Übersreik
Nickname: Unicorns
Stadium: The Tin Spur, Millsdorf
Surface: Grass

Colors: Teufel Green and Cloud White
Sponsor: Le Gob Sportif
Rivals: Flashfurt Universe
Captain: Ottmar Wirt


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TEAM HISTORY


Hailing from the iconic city of Übersreik, the Unicorns have competed in the DLE for over a decade, originally as the Hargendorf Unicorns from the state of Nordland, before relocating in season 12 to the glamour of the Reikland.

Between Season II to IX, legendary Coach Murker, originally from the northern wastes of Naggaroth, built a franchise that went from a record of 5-3-5 to Wild Card qualifiers to two time Divisional Champions. However, this success only brought other teams sniffing around and he departed to the Quenelles Chargers in rival league DLE2.

Unknown Coach Reoch joined as the directors looked to fill the hotseat. However, after one win in 11 league matches, he was shown the door.

Norse Coach Horekim agreed to help the team get through to the end of the season. Horekim was tempted away from the gritty city of Nuln, where he had led the Nuln Gunners to the KFC East title twice in two seasons. The Unicorns limped through to the off-season, where the new boss could try to sign some talent and make the squad his own. The experienced coach turned around the team’s fortunes, from 31st in the entire League to the Play-Offs, where they were narrowly defeated by the Aldente Scimitars. His record of 5-6-3 in regular season games was enough to appeal to other clubs and he left to pursue other ambitions.

To fill this vacancy, the board turned to Coach Tango, a rookie coach with big dreams and new ideas. Unfortunately, the sport proved to be a cruel one with 10 players being killed in only 32 matches. The club and coach agreed to part ways.

With Season XIV on the horizon, the Unicorns have been unable to tempt any experienced or renowned coaches to take on the challenge. Forced to look elsewhere for a novice to cut their teeth in the DLE, they turned to former player/coach for the amateur Übersreik Diplomats, Coach Wilson.

Twice KFC North Divisional Champions, the Unicorns are yet to fulfil their glorious promise. Perhaps this will be their year!



TROPHY CABINET

TEAM AWARDS
Karl Franz Conference North Champions - VII, VIII
Karl Franz Conference North Runners-Up - V, IX, XI

Play-Offs - III, IV, VII, VIII, IX, XI

PLAYER AWARDS
Season XIII - DLE Star Man; DLE Top Scorer; DLE Top Rusher - Bruno Giza






SEASONS


Season I - N/A
Season II - 6-3-5 - Winning season on debut
Season III - 8-4-5 - Qualified for the play-offs for the first time
Season IV - 6-4-5 - Qualified for the play-offs again but eliminated; Tom Rathman becomes the franchise's first Pro Bowl pick, inflicting one casualty in a 2-1 for the KFC.
Season V - 7-5-4 - Karl Franz Conference North runners-up; 'Neon' Leon McFadden is picked for the Pro Bowl.
Season VI - 0-1-15 - First losing season, finishing 31st out of 32; 'Killa' Karl Frankowitz is picked for the Pro Bowl.
Season VII - 8-6-2 - KFC North divisional winners
Season VIII - 12-4-0 - KFC North divisional winners; The (Almost) Unbeatables!; Ken Stabler is picked for the Pro Bowl.
Season IX - 8-5-3 - KFC North runners-up; Mark Glowinski is picked for the Pro Bowl.
Season X - 1-4-11 - 31st out of 32
Season XI - 6-6-4 - KFC North runners-up but knocked out in the first play-off round again; Chris Godwin is picked for the Pro Bowl.
Season XII - 0-4-13 - Finished 32nd out of 32...
Season XIII - 2-1-14 - 4th losing season out of 12, finishing 32nd out of 32 again!
Season XIV -




RECORDS


PLAYER RECORDS
Most Matches - Matt Kalil (102)
Most MVPs - 'Neon' Leon McFadden (9)
Most Touchdowns - Micah Hyde (38)
Most Touchdowns Scored in One Game - TY Hilton (4 v Marienburg Foxes, Season X Game 9)
Most Rushing Yards - Joey Montanna (819)
Most Blocks - Matt Kalil (556)
Most Completions - Ken Stabler (44)
Most Casualties - 'Rumble' Ronnie Colemon (41)
Most Deaths Suffered in One Game - 2 on 11 occasions!

TEAM RECORDS
Biggest Win - 4-2 v Flashfurt Universe (Season XIII Game 8)
Biggest Defeat - 0-4 v Aldente Scimitars (Season II Game 14) & v Erengrad Vikings (Season X Game 3)
Highest Score - 4-3 v Marienburg Foxes (Season X Game 9) & 3-4 v Nuln Gunners (Season XIII Game 10)
Longest Winning Streak - 5 (Season VIII Games 10 through 14)
Longest Undefeated Streak - 14 (Season VIII Games 1 through 14)
Longest Losing Streak - 13 (Season VI Games 1 through 13)

HEAD-TO-HEAD RECORDS
Aarnau Manticores - 2-1-0
Aldente Scimitars - 2-1-5 (Only team to beat Unicorns in 1+ play-off matches)
Altdorf Thunderbolts - 4-0-0 (Only 100% win record)
Averheim River Bandits - 2-1-4 (Average of 1.14 dead Unicorns per game)
Bel Aliad Griffins - 5-1-2
Brionnian Buccaneers - 1-0-2
Broekwater Bruisers - 1-2-0
Carcasonne Eagles - 3-1-1
Carroburg Crimson Cascade - 0-0-4 (Only 100% loss record)
Erengrad Vikings - 1-0-2
Flashfurt Universe - 9-2-15 (Most fixtures versus any team)
Fools Point Rangers - 1-2-1 (All 4 games versus different locations)
Grenzburg Greenskins - 2-1-0
Iranna Avalanche - 0-1-2
Kemperbad Knights - 1-2-0
Kislev Cardinals - 9-5-9 (Played against 5 different locations)
Los Cabos Marauders - 1-1-1
Lyonesse Patriots - 0-3-3
Marienburg Foxes - 8-9-7
Middennheim Classics - 3-0-4
Mordheim Legion - 0-1-2
Nuln Gunners - 2-0-3 (Average of 2 Unicorns TDs per game)
Praag Grizzlies - 0-2-1
Reikland Wreckers - 1-1-1
San Luis 49ers - 1-1-3
Skar Bay Sharks - 2-0-1
Talabheim Sluggers - 2-0-3
Templehof Thunder - 2-1-5
Verezzo Razorbacks - 1-4-2
Volksgrad White Wolves - 0-1-1
Wolfenburg Wolfskins - 0-2-1




DRAFT HISTORY

Season XIV:
Sean Bunting; Catcher; Tallerhof, Reikland - 31 SPP - 3rd round, 70th pick
Juan Thornhill; Blitzer; Carroburg, Middenland - 31 SPP - 2nd round, 33rd pick
Thomas 'The Butcher' Leboucher; Blitzer; Desroches, Aquitaine - 51 SPP - 1st round, 1st pick
Carlos Torrosa; Blitzer; Bilbali, Estalia - 31 SPP - Free Pick
Tancred 'The Tank' Montfort; Catcher; Montfort, Bretonnia - 76 SPP - Free Pick
Rafaelle Brigante; Lineman; Sartosa, Tilea - 31 SPP - Free Pick

Season XIII
Derrius Guice; Blitzer; Ubersreik, Reikland - 31 SPP - 3rd round, 82nd pick
Ottmar Wirt; Thrower; Hergig, Hochland - 31 SPP - 3rd round, 83rd pick
Bruno Giza; Catcher; Catrazza, Tilea - 31 SPP - 1st round, 10th pick
B.J. Hill; Lineman; Altdorf, Reikland - 51 SPP - 1st round, 2nd pick
Carlos Lobato; Lineman; Magritta, Estalia - 6 SPP - 4th Round, 115th pick




PAST TEAMS

Season II: Hargendorf Unicorns v1
Seasons III-IX: Hargendorf Unicorns v2
Season X: Hargendorf Unicorns v3
Season X-XI: Hargendorf Unicorns v4
Season XII-XIII: Ubersreik Unicorns v5




PAST PLAYERS


PLAYERPOS.MATCHESMVPsTDsCAS.OTHER FACTS
Matt Kalil ☠Ogre1026037Made 556 blocks
'Neon' Leon McFaddenBlitzer739280Traded in Season IX to Remas Eagles
Ed 'Laces' Lancaster ☠Blitzer718160
Micah HydeCatcher672380619 Rushing Yards; Highest scoring Catcher is Season V
'Rumble' Ronnie Colemon ☠Blitzer643041Made 438 blocks
Ken StablerThrower632190Made 44 completed passes
'Killa' Karl FrankowitzLineman63119
Joey Montanna ☠Thrower583170Made 33 completed passes; 809 Rushing Yards; 1st round pick in Season II
Tom Rathman ☠Blitzer525714Made 321 blocks
Isaiah PeadBlitzer485125
Jerry 'Target' TarheedLineman47520
Ronnie LottBlitzer463036Made 415 blocks
Tommy 'Tiny' GunnThrower34620
Chris GodwinCatcher181132




VISIT UBERSREIK


Why not attend a Unicorns match the next time you visit Ubersreik?
- Have a beer at The Axe & Hammer in Dawihafen
- Restock your expeditionary supplies at Nordwander & Sons
- Be mystified by Von Holzenauer's Potion Shop
- Leave an offering at the many temples

Come back any time!



Download a map to help you find your way around.

To get to The Tin Spur;
  1. Exit the city via the South Gate
  2. Bear west from Millsdorf
  3. Ticket desks are open one hour before kick-off




IN MEMORIAM


We pay tribute to those who died representing the Unicorns franchise over the years.
Season II: Matt Kai (Game 1); Rex Nimbler (Game 5); Ryan Tannehill (Game 7); Mike Truckface II (Game 9); Hobbs Wolven (Game 11)
Season III: Tydreke Powell, Josh Bush (Game 6); Tony Downtry (Game 8); Manny Tate (Game 11); Less Warson (Game 14); Dan Dewvill, Run Rundar (Play-Offs Game 1)
Season IV: David Bakhtiari (Pre-Season Game 2); Omar Bolden (Game 1); ‘Tubby’ (Game 9); Block Knocker (Game 10)
Season V: Tom Rathman (Game 2); Joey Montanna (Game 6); Tom Piscatello (Game 7); Don Dorkenstein (Game 14)
Season VI: Ken Jonkerson, Ned Newton (Pre-Season Game 1); Sonny Papapadapalos (Game 1); Garth Herney (Game 2); Selvin Lankin (Game 6); Mike McGreggor, Zippy McDougal (Game 12)
Season VII: Kwan Weems (Pre-Season Game 1); Marquez Pope, Jordan Hill (Play-Offs Game 1)
Season VIII: Lester Lime (Game 4); Matt Kalil (Game 10); Deandre Carson (Game 11); Rarag Nokka-War (Play-Offs Game 1)
Season IX: Ronnie Colemon, Ryusuke Taguchi (Pre-Season Game 1); Red Gravedigger (Game 2); Sal Datombum (Game 3); Tim Toravan (Game 6)
Season X: Ed Lancaster (Game 2); Aldan Futtach (Game 3); Gerald McCoy, Mark Glowinski (Game 6); Erik Hunter (Game 9)
Season XI: Allan Muhr (Game 1); Louis Burton (Game 5); Jim McMahon, Lance Friburg (Game 8); Georges Jerome (Game 10); William Crichton (Game 12); Albert Hubert (Game 14)
Season XII: TY Hilton, Chris Godwin (Pre-Season Game 2); Patrick Mahomes, Max Uhrd (Pre-Season Game 3); Mercenary Ogre (Game 3); Tyquan Lewis (Game 10); Aaron Nym (Game 11)
Season XIII: Matteo Ulysses (Pre-Season Game 3); Giovanni Kokren, Rylan Paynu (Game 14)




Head Coach

League & Division



DID YOU KNOW?
The colours of the Unicorns' iconic jersey and helmet were inspired by the colour of the verdant Teufel river during summer, the white skies blanketing the area, and the silvery peaks of the Grey Mountains which strike out south of the city.
DID YOU KNOW?
The club are proudly sponsored by the preeminent name in stylish, fashionable, functional athletic clothing; Le Gob Sportif, who equip the players and coaching staff with a wide range of jerseys, boots, berets, cravats, puffer jackets, and gloves.
DID YOU KNOW?
The Unicorns famous Teufel green and white jersey is available to purchase in all good branches of Griff's Sporting Goods or Killywhites for just 65 Gold Crowns. Made from the finest Rottfurt wool, there's nothing better to show you're part of the herd.
DID YOU KNOW?
The incredible career of Unicorns catcher, TY Hilton, came to an end early in Season XII with a fatal block during a friendly match against Bel Aliad Griffins. The loss of Hilton, along with 9 other Unicorns players, resulted in a disappointing season with the Unicorns finishing dead last with a record of 0-4-13.



Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thomas 'The Butcher' Leboucher
1Blitzer
7 4 3+ 3+ 9+
Block
+ST, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Tackle
   3 0 0 0 1 0 53/76 140k
(0+140)k
  
2
Carlos Torrosa
2Blitzer
7 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Block
Tackle, Guard, Side Step
   3 0 0 0 0 0 31/51 70k
(0+70)k
  
3
Ruud van Buuren
3Blitzer
7 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   3 0 0 0 0 0 48/51 60k
(0+60)k
  
4
Juan Thornhill
4Blitzer
8 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Block
+MA, Mighty Blow, Frenzy
   3 0 0 0 0 0 31/51 60k
(0+60)k
  
5
Arthur Dent
3Lineman
6 3 4+ 3+ 10+
Block, Guard, +AV, Fend, Dauntless
 -ag 3 0 0 0 0 0 81/176 100k
(0+100)k
  
6
Ottmar Wirt
1Thrower
6 3 3+ 2+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Leader, Accurate, On the Ball, Guard
 n 2 3 0 0 1 0 83/176 110k
(0+110)k
  
7
Sean 'The Bolt' Bunting
1Catcher
9 2 3+ 3+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
+MA, Sprint, Sure Feet
   3 0 2 0 1 1 43/51 60k
(0+60)k
  
8
Bruno Giza
2Catcher
9 4 3+ 3+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
+ST, +ST, +MA, Block, Defensive
   3 0 0 0 0 0 108/176 220k
(0+220)k
  
9
B.J. Hill
1Lineman
6 4 3+ 4+ 10+
+ST, +AV, Tackle, Fend
 -pa 2 0 0 0 0 0 55/76 130k
(0+130)k
  
10
Tancred 'The Tank' Montfort
3Catcher
8 3 2+ 3+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
+AG, +ST, Block, Side Step, Sure Hands
   3 0 1 0 0 1 83/176 180k
(0+180)k
  
11
Rafaelle Brigante
5Lineman
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Block, Frenzy, Juggernaut
   2 0 1 0 0 0 34/51 70k
(0+70)k
  
12
Carlos Lobato
2Lineman
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Mighty Blow, Block
 -av 2 0 0 0 1 0 26/31 50k
(0+50)k
  
13
Ola Adeniyi
4Lineman
6 3 4+ 3+ 9+
Wrestle, Tackle
 -ag, m 3 1 0 0 0 1 21/31 40k
(0)k
  
14
Richard Lane
4Catcher
8 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Catch, Dodge
+AV, Block, +ST
 n 3 0 0 0 0 0 47/51 110k
(0+110)k
  
15
Logan Woodside
2Thrower
6 3 3+ 2+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands
On the Ball, Accurate
   3 1 0 0 0 0 27/31 40k
(0+40)k
  
16
Barry Gryson
1Ogre
5 6 4+ 4+ 10+
Bone Head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
+ST, Block, Guard, Pro, Stand Firm
 n 3 0 0 0 1 0 129/176 180k
(0+180)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)
Coach: intrepidwilson Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Unicorns Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1730k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 9910k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:3 (0/1/2) |TD Diff:-2 (4 - 6) |Cas Diff:-7 (3/1/1 - 7/5/0)
Last Opponent: -Nuln Gunners-