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TEAM HISTORY Hailing from the iconic city of Übersreik, the Unicorns have competed in the DLE for over a decade, originally as the Hargendorf Unicorns from the state of Nordland, before relocating in season 12 to the glamour of the Reikland. Between Season II to IX, legendary Coach Murker, originally from the northern wastes of Naggaroth, built a franchise that went from a record of 5-3-5 to Wild Card qualifiers to two time Divisional Champions. However, this success only brought other teams sniffing around and he departed to the Quenelles Chargers in rival league DLE2. Unknown Coach Reoch joined as the directors looked to fill the hotseat. However, after one win in 11 league matches, he was shown the door. Norse Coach Horekim agreed to help the team get through to the end of the season. Horekim was tempted away from the gritty city of Nuln, where he had led the Nuln Gunners to the KFC East title twice in two seasons. The Unicorns limped through to the off-season, where the new boss could try to sign some talent and make the squad his own. The experienced coach turned around the team’s fortunes, from 31st in the entire League to the Play-Offs, where they were narrowly defeated by the Aldente Scimitars. His record of 5-6-3 in regular season games was enough to appeal to other clubs and he left to pursue other ambitions. To fill this vacancy, the board turned to Coach Tango, a rookie coach with big dreams and new ideas. Unfortunately, the sport proved to be a cruel one with 10 players being killed in only 32 matches. The club and coach agreed to part ways. At the start of Season XIV, the Unicorns were unable to tempt any experienced or renowned coaches to take on the challenge. Forced to look elsewhere for a novice to cut their teeth in the DLE, they turned to former player/coach for the amateur Übersreik Diplomats, Coach Wilson. Twice KFC North Divisional Champions, the Unicorns are yet to fulfil their glorious promise. Perhaps this will be their year! TROPHY CABINET TEAM AWARDS Karl Franz Conference North Champions - VII, VIII Karl Franz Conference North Runners-Up - V, IX, XI Play-Offs - III, IV, VII, VIII, IX, XI PLAYER AWARDS Season XIII - DLE Star Man; DLE Top Scorer; DLE Top Rusher - Bruno Giza PAST SEASONS Season I - N/A Season II - 6-3-5 - Winning season on debut Season III - 8-4-5 - Qualified for the play-offs for the first time Season IV - 6-4-5 - Qualified for the play-offs again but eliminated; Tom Rathman becomes the franchise's first Pro Bowl pick, inflicting one casualty in a 2-1 for the KFC. Season V - 7-5-4 - Karl Franz Conference North runners-up; 'Neon' Leon McFadden is picked for the Pro Bowl. Season VI - 0-1-15 - First losing season, finishing 31st out of 32; 'Killa' Karl Frankowitz is picked for the Pro Bowl. Season VII - 8-6-2 - KFC North divisional winners Season VIII - 12-4-0 - KFC North divisional winners; The (Almost) Unbeatables!; Ken Stabler is picked for the Pro Bowl. Season IX - 8-5-3 - KFC North runners-up; Mark Glowinski is picked for the Pro Bowl. Season X - 1-4-11 - 31st out of 32 Season XI - 6-6-4 - KFC North runners-up but knocked out in the first play-off round again; Chris Godwin is picked for the Pro Bowl. Season XII - 0-4-13 - Finished 32nd out of 32... Season XIII - 2-1-14 - 4th losing season out of 12, finishing 32nd out of 32 again! Season XIV - 2-6-9 - An improvement of 28th, picking up twice as many points as the previous season. Season XV - 3-1-13 - Dead last once more, affected by yet another Round 1 draft pick dying early on; an unusual season containing three wins by default. RECORDS PLAYER RECORDS Most Matches - Matt Kalil (102) Most MVPs - 'Neon' Leon McFadden (9) Most Touchdowns - Micah Hyde (38) Most Touchdowns Scored in One Game - TY Hilton (4 v Marienburg Foxes, Season X Game 9) Most Rushing Yards - Joey Montanna (819) Most Blocks - Matt Kalil (556) Most Completions - Ken Stabler (44) Most Casualties - 'Rumble' Ronnie Colemon (41) Most Deaths Suffered in One Game - 2 on 11 occasions! TEAM RECORDS Biggest Win - 4-2 v Flashfurt Universe (Season XIII Game 8) Biggest Defeat - 0-4 v Aldente Scimitars (Season II Game 14) & v Erengrad Vikings (Season X Game 3) Highest Score - 4-3 v Marienburg Foxes (Season X Game 9) & 3-4 v Nuln Gunners (Season XIII Game 10) Longest Winning Streak - 5 (Season VIII Games 10 through 14) Longest Undefeated Streak - 14 (Season VIII Games 1 through 14) Longest Losing Streak - 13 (Season VI Games 1 through 13) HEAD-TO-HEAD RECORDS Aldente Scimitars - 2-1-6 (Only team to beat Unicorns in 1+ play-off matches) Altdorf Thunderbolts - 4-1-0 (Best record against any one team) Averheim River Bandits - 2-1-4 (Average of 1.14 dead Unicorns per game) Bel Aliad Griffins - 6-1-2 Brionnian Buccaneers - 1-0-3 Broekwater Bruisers - 1-2-0 Carcasonne Eagles - 3-1-3 Carroburg Crimson Cascade - 0-1-4 Doomkeep Manticores - 2-1-1 Erengrad Vikings - 1-0-3 Flashfurt Universe - 11-2-17 (Most fixtures versus any team) Fools Point Rangers - 1-2-2 (4/5 games versus different locations) Grenzburg Greenskins - 2-1-1 Iranna Avalanche - 0-1-2 Kemperbad Knights - 1-2-0 Kislev Cardinals - 9-6-12 (Played against 5 different locations) Los Cabos Marauders - 1-1-1 Lyonesse Patriots - 0-4-4 Marienburg Foxes - 9-9-10 (includes 1 default win) Middennheim Classics - 3-0-5 Mordheim Legion - 0-1-3 Nuln Gunners - 2-0-5 (Average of 2 Unicorns TDs per game) Praag Grizzlies - 0-3-1 Reikland Wreckers - 1-1-1 San Luis 49ers - 1-2-3 Skar Bay Sharks - 2-1-1 Talabheim Sluggers - 2-0-3 Templehof Thunder - 2-1-5 Verezzo Razorbacks - 1-4-3 Volksgrad White Wolves - 0-1-1 Wolfenburg Wolfskins - 1-2-1 DRAFT HISTORY Season XVI: Clyde Edwards-Helaire; Blitzer; XXXX - 51 spp - 1st round, 32nd pick Jake Hanson; Lineman; Lahmia, Land of the Dead - 51 spp - 2nd round, 38th pick Tommy Stevens; Thrower; Stimmingen, Reikland - 16 spp - 3rd round, 50th pick Ke'Shawn 'Mamba' Vaughn; Lineman; XXXX - 31 spp - 4th round, 76th pick - 4th round, 81st pick Gosder 'Pee Pee' Cherilus; Orge; Salzenmund, Nordland - 16 spp - Compensation Pick Season XV: Cleophus Ferrell; Lineman; Mousillon, Bretonnia - 51 spp - 1st round, 18th pick 'Deadly' Dieter Blätter; Blitzer; Bechafen, Ostermark - 51 spp - 1st round, 26th pick Jackson Barton; Lineman; Diesdorf, Reikland - 31 spp - 3rd round, 69th pick Deebo Samuel; Catcher; Sudenburg, Southlands - 31 spp - 4th round, 77th pick Terron 'T-Rex' Reinhardt; Lineman; Middenheim, Middenland - 31 spp - Compensation Pick Season XIV: Sean Bunting; Catcher; Tallerhof, Reikland - 31 SPP - 3rd round, 70th pick Juan Thornhill; Blitzer; Carroburg, Middenland - 31 SPP - 2nd round, 33rd pick Thomas 'The Butcher' Leboucher; Blitzer; Desroches, Aquitaine - 51 SPP - 1st round, 1st pick Carlos Torrosa; Blitzer; Bilbali, Estalia - 31 SPP - Compensation Pick Tancred 'The Tank' Montfort; Catcher; Montfort, Bretonnia - 76 SPP - Free Pick Rafaelle Brigante; Lineman; Sartosa, Tilea - 31 SPP - Compensation Pick Season XIII Derrius Guice; Blitzer; Ubersreik, Reikland - 31 SPP - 3rd round, 82nd pick Ottmar Wirt; Thrower; Hergig, Hochland - 31 SPP - 3rd round, 83rd pick Bruno Giza; Catcher; Catrazza, Tilea - 31 SPP - 1st round, 10th pick B.J. Hill; Lineman; Altdorf, Reikland - 51 SPP - 1st round, 2nd pick Carlos Lobato; Lineman; Magritta, Estalia - 6 SPP - 4th Round, 115th pick PAST TEAMS Season II: Hargendorf Unicorns v1 Seasons III-IX: Hargendorf Unicorns v2 Season X: Hargendorf Unicorns v3 Season X-XI: Hargendorf Unicorns v4 Season XII-XIII: Ubersreik Unicorns v5 Season XIV- : PAST PLAYERS
VISIT ÜBERSREIK Why not attend a Unicorns match the next time you visit Übersreik? - Have a beer at The Axe & Hammer in Dawihafen - Restock your expeditionary supplies at Nordwander & Sons - Be mystified by Von Holzenauer's Potion Shop - Leave an offering at the many temples Come back any time! Download a map to help you find your way around. To get to The Tin Spur;
IN MEMORIAM We pay tribute to those who died representing the Unicorns franchise over the years. Season II: Matt Kai (Game 1); Rex Nimbler (Game 5); Ryan Tannehill (Game 7); Mike Truckface II (Game 9); Hobbs Wolven (Game 11) Season III: Tydreke Powell, Josh Bush (Game 6); Tony Downtry (Game 8); Manny Tate (Game 11); Less Warson (Game 14); Dan Dewvill, Run Rundar (Play-Offs Game 1) Season IV: David Bakhtiari (Pre-Season Game 2); Omar Bolden (Game 1); ‘Tubby’ (Game 9); Block Knocker (Game 10) Season V: Tom Rathman (Game 2); Joey Montanna (Game 6); Tom Piscatello (Game 7); Don Dorkenstein (Game 14) Season VI: Ken Jonkerson, Ned Newton (Pre-Season Game 1); Sonny Papapadapalos (Game 1); Garth Herney (Game 2); Selvin Lankin (Game 6); Mike McGreggor, Zippy McDougal (Game 12) Season VII: Kwan Weems (Pre-Season Game 1); Marquez Pope, Jordan Hill (Play-Offs Game 1) Season VIII: Lester Lime (Game 4); Matt Kalil (Game 10); Deandre Carson (Game 11); Rarag Nokka-War (Play-Offs Game 1) Season IX: Ronnie Colemon, Ryusuke Taguchi (Pre-Season Game 1); Red Gravedigger (Game 2); Sal Datombum (Game 3); Tim Toravan (Game 6) Season X: Ed Lancaster (Game 2); Aldan Futtach (Game 3); Gerald McCoy, Mark Glowinski (Game 6); Erik Hunter (Game 9) Season XI: Allan Muhr (Game 1); Louis Burton (Game 5); Jim McMahon, Lance Friburg (Game 8); Georges Jerome (Game 10); William Crichton (Game 12); Albert Hubert (Game 14) Season XII: TY Hilton, Chris Godwin (Pre-Season Game 2); Patrick Mahomes, Max Uhrd (Pre-Season Game 3); Mercenary Ogre (Game 3); Tyquan Lewis (Game 10); Aaron Nym (Game 11) Season XIII: Matteo Ulysses (Pre-Season Game 3); Giovanni Kokren, Rylan Paynu (Game 14) Season XIV: Tancred 'The Tank' Montfort (Game 5); Ruud van Buuren (Game 7); Carlos Lobato (Game 8) Season XV: 'Deadly' Dieter Blätter (Game 3); Cleophus Ferrell (Game 7); Terron 'T-Rex' Reinhardt (Game 13) HALL OF FAME The loyal fans of the Unicorns - the Übersreik Ültras - recently held a vote to select the greatest roster in the franchise's history. After many late nights and violent arguments, the final 16 - and 2 stand-bys - could be named.
Head Coach DID YOU KNOW? The incredible career of Unicorns catcher, TY Hilton, came to an end early in Season XII with a fatal block during a friendly match against Bel Aliad Griffins. The loss of Hilton, along with 9 other Unicorns players, resulted in a disappointing season with the Unicorns finishing dead last with a record of 0-4-13. Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
1Blitzer
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7 | 4 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Block +ST, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Tackle, Guard |
n, m | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 4 | 103/176 | 220k
(0)k |
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2 |
2Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Block Defensive, Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 44/51 | 130k
(60+70)k |
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3 |
3Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 2+ | 3+ | 9+ | Block +AG, Dodge, Sure Hands, Side Step |
  | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 54/76 | 180k
(60+120)k |
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4 |
4Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 10+ | Block +AV, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard, Stand Firm |
n, n, n, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 120/176 | 160k
(60+100)k |
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5 |
1Ogre
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5 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 10+ | Bone Head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate +ST, Block |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16/31 | 200k
(90+110)k |
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6 |
2Catcher
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8 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Catch, Dodge Block, Sure Hands, Side Step, Kick |
n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 51/76 | 110k
(30+80)k |
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7 |
1Catcher
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8 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Catch, Dodge +ST, +AV, Block, Tackle, Side Step |
  | 14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 78/176 | 180k
(30+150)k |
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8 |
7Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Block |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 50k
(30+20)k |
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9 |
1Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Block, Dodge, Safe Pair of Hands |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 31/51 | 110k
(30+80)k |
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10 |
6Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ |   | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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11 |
5Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Block, Frenzy, Juggernaut, Dirty Player |
  | 31 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 64/76 | 120k
(30+90)k |
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12 |
4Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Dirty Player, Sprint, Block |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 37/51 | 100k
(30+70)k |
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13 |
3Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 10+ | +AV, Wrestle, Tackle |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 35/51 | 80k
(30+50)k |
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14 |
2Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Guard, Stand Firm |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16/31 | 90k
(30+60)k |
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15 |
2Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 2+ | 9+ | Pass, Sure Hands On the Ball, Accurate, Block, Leader |
  | 32 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 69/76 | 120k
(40+80)k |
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16 |
1Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 2+ | 10+ | Pass, Sure Hands +AV, Block |
  | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17/31 | 70k
(40+30)k |
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15 players (+1 player missing next game) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 32 (2/7/23) | | | TD Diff: | -33 (31 - 64) | | | Cas Diff: | 1 (33/40/8 - 33/40/7) |
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Last Opponent: -Praag Grizzlies- |