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Mini-Meanies
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

This poor team is so warped by chaos they have delusions that they are reincarnated people from ancient times! A minotaur who thinks he's a "plastic sturgeon", another who thinks he's something called a "stock-breaker" , 2 Fling Law-Yers, and enough entertainers to host a variety show. Hailing from the imaginary town of "Lost Vegas" they arrive in each city to put on a show. They even signed the greatest singer of the age "Willy the Half-Wit Orc" (pictured here). As a result the Mini-Meanies are quite famous and have a good fanbase.<br>

Unfortunately, they really shouldn't have chosen the bloodbowl field to play their gigs. See, what they failed to realize when they signed that 15 year indentured service contract with coach Nerfic is that there is another team on the field at the same time. That "other team" makes singing, dancing, and surgery very difficult. As chaos fling Tom Jones says "I'm used to dodging flying panties, not bloody blocks!"
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Spawn
5 4 2 7
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Tackle, Piling On, Pro
n, -av, -st, m 12 0 1 0 24 1 56/ 250k
(0)k
 
2
Chaos Spawn
5 5 3 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Tackle, +AG, Piling On
n 14 1 5 0 18 0 52/ 260k
(140+120)k
 
3
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
4
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
5
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
6
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Catch
-ma 11 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 55k
(35+20)k
 
7
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  12 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
8
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
9
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  14 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 55k
(35+20)k
 
10
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
  10 2 1 0 1 1 12/ 55k
(35+20)k
 
11
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 13 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 35k
(0)k
 
12
Chaos Halfling
4 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
-ma 11 0 1 0 1 3 20/ 95k
(35+60)k
 
13
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 12 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(0)k
 
14
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(0)k
 
15
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
16
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  9 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 55k
(35+20)k
 
12 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: BunnyPuncher Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1405k Assistant Coaches: 7  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 10  
Team Value: 1760k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (6/3/5) |TD Diff:-1 (13 - 14) |Cas Diff:1 (25/21/12 - 33/18/6)
Last Opponent: Lord Fiskes Fanclub