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| Call me Uzala. I have a doctorate from a prominent Empire university. What I am attempting to do is study the BloodBowl phenomena that has spread beyond our borders to every corner of the world and is played by every race imaginable. The Anarky Afletic Club is the first team I am analyzing for my book. The charter members of this squad are a collection of professional players, many of them stars, from the Blood River region in the Badlands. They have told me that they would tolerate my presence because I am a scribe, who to them has the power to endow immortality to the great (which Chuk Dat Rok, Broketoof, Smasha Da Skull, and some of the others believe themselves to be). A word about the name of the team. I am of the learned opinion that Orcs are the only true anarchists. Humans, Elves, and even Skaven, in times of chaos will instinctively form some sort of governing structure for survival. Orcs, however, thrive under these conditions as they have no rules. You do what the biggest Orc tells you to do or else. One may argue that the formation of a club glorifying anarchism is an anti-anarchtic act in itself, but in the case of this particular club, it was formed solely for profit, not for any idealistic aspirations. ANARKY AFLETIC CLUB RECORDS Most Games: CHUK DAT ROK, BROKETOOF, SMASHA DA SKULL, DUNGFERBRAINZ, BLUDDYNOZE, FUMBBLER, FUNGUSFOOT, THIKK, DORFBANE and LUKKY with 5 Most Pass Completions: CHUK DAT ROK, LUKKY and GIMME with 1 Most Interceptions: n/a Most Touchdowns: BROKETOOF with 2 Most Casualties: BROKETOOF, LUKKY, DUNGFERBRAINZ, DORFBANE, SMASHA DA SKULL and BIGUN with 1 Most Valuble Player Awards: SMASHA DA SKULL, DUNGFERBRAINZ, FUNGUSFOOT, BROKETOOF and DORFBANE with 1 Most Star Player Points: BROKETOOF with 13 Largest Gate: 62000 (game 5 vs Rewoken) Largest Winnings: 60000 (game 1 vs Endless Nightmare, game 2 vs Stonehaven and game 5 vs Rewoken) Highest Team Rating: (137 after game 5 vs Rewoken) Highest Fan Factor: 8 (after game 1 vs Endless Nightmare) MEMORABLE MATCHES Game 0: Leading 2-0 against Nekromongeriai, the match was disrupted in the final turn of the second half. The opposing coach (Dausas) put his team back on the pitch against a different team before this game was resolved, thereby nullifying the club's first victory! Game 1: The club recorded its first official victory, 2-1 over Endless Nightmare. Broketoof was the star with 2 TD's and 1 CAS. ANARKY AFLETIC CLUB HALL OF FAME n/a FORMER ANARKY AFLETIC CLUB PLAYERS n/a |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13/ | 100k
(115)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Mighty Blow |
-av | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 100k
(95)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/ | 100k
(115)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 12 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
m | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/ | 70k
(0)k |
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| 13 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 5 (2/0/3) | | | TD Diff: | -2 (6 - 8) | | | Cas Diff: | -2 (3/3/0 - 4/3/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Rewoken | |||||||