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Rosie's Dumpe
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

THIS TEAM IS CURRENTLY PLAYING IN THE SMALL STUNTY SPIKE TOURNAMENT!*

*IMHO: Big Guys without general skills is pointless and not in the spirit of BB. The BBRC must have created something this lame!


This team is sponsored by Rosie Rumpe's Royale Dumpe. It is a theme restaurant based on the "Middle Ages" located in Williamsburg, Virginia (USA). The waitresses have decided to suit up and play for the team. If you enjoy the names, then you will love the place!

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THE RULES I FOLLOW AS CONFIRMED BY GAME #4:

RULE #1: THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A DP!
(I don't mind fouling, but I hate the DP!)

--If forced to play a cheater team, the rule is overlooked!--

RULE #2: THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!


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2005 SCHEDULE:

AN IMPRESSIVE FIRST GAME VICTORY: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=211680

WE INFLICT TWO DEATHS IN A TIE DURING GAME #2: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=989947

WE PITCH A SHUTOUT IN GAME #3: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1003341

GAME #4 IS OUR FIRST LOSS AS WE CONCEDE THE MATCH. THIS CONFIRMS THAT I AM 100% CORRECT ON THE DP! WE CONCEDE ON T3 OF FIRST HALF. THE ARSEHOLE'S DP FOULED THREE STRAIGHT TIMES AND INJURED TWO PLAYERS (1 Dead Fling and 1 BH Mino). I PLAY TO HAVE FUN AND EXCITING GAMES, AND THIS WAS NEITHER! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1034978

GAME #5 is versus a Cheater team missing five players. He can field 10 players for the game. This should be interesting!
POST GAME: INTERESTING MY ASS! It was a real yawner for The Dumpe. The Dumpe doesn't get a casualty until T2 in the second half. He gets three SIs in the first half and all the rolls he needs. My agaility 4 fling fails a pick up when needed in the second half. Saws won't start until the 3rd attempt. He will score a cheap one, but I concede before he does. We might as well screw the BBRC while they are screwing us!

With 10 players, the coach retires the team!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Pro
  5 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 170k
(140+30)k
 
2
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 140k
(140+0)k
 
3
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Chaos Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
  5 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 75k
(35+40)k
 
7
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(0)k
 
8
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 55k
(35+20)k
 
9
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 55k
(35+20)k
 
10
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
11
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
12
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
13
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(0)k
 
14
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
15
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(0)k
 
10 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1120k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1225k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/1/2) |TD Diff:1 (5 - 4) |Cas Diff:6 (4/9/3 - 5/3/2)
Last Opponent: One Step Closer to Death