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A team born of Chaos and bred by misfortune, men once skilled in other lines of work take there bar room brawling habits to the only arena available, The Dark Star Stadium, paid for by the Rich Lustrian Counts and Countesses, to play is an honour, to die is a statistic.

The death of Fabulous Freddy was mourned today by his family, leaving two horribly mutated children behind hi son has requested to adorn his fathers Jersey and irons. Sporting an impressive bar room record of 15 fights and 10 KO's and 200 stitches, he has safe hands honed from catching bottles, chairs and Halflings. He is certain to be a feature of the team for years to come, well maybe days.

On the team cart on the way all you could hear was the drunken song of the denazons "We got spanked, we got spanked, la la la la, we got spanked, nick nack paddy whack give us all a smack, we won't get payed because we played cack"

The board room was delighted today to be approached by a familiar face to the team, the head chef from days gone by, chief security to Count Hercule of Tirrinese Johan Switowski saw the game and demanded to see the CEO Pat Cavity, in a board meeting terms were hammered out over salted pork for his inclusion into the team. A shiny new boiling pot, a Halfling bag boy and all the raw meat and Green Dragon Ale he could drink, as well as quenching his taste for the Halfling Leaf, Old Toby.

Another fine denazons perfromance resulting in a 2-1 win over the giants, Son Of Fabulous Freddy scored his first points for the team with a delightful TD making his mother weep in the stands. A good game against a good coach.

Coach: Belengor of Un-Zor

CEO: Pat Cavity

Owner: Douglas Glazer
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
  6 8 0 0 0 0 8/ 90k
(115)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(125)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  5 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 70k
(70)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(125)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 50k
(50)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(70)k
 
12
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  6 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 110k
(125)k
 
13
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
  4 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 140k
(129)k
 
14
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(95)k
 
12 players  
Coach: AlanHasek Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1290k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (3/1/2) |TD Diff:1 (9 - 8) |Cas Diff:-8 (3/2/1 - 7/3/4)
Last Opponent: Reptile Wreckers