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Groovy Grass Blowers (S)
Retired [S] Halfling

In 2005 a Psychodelic halfling comunity was sent to prison by a military court for a groovy crime they didn't commit.
These little ones promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Blood Bowl underground. Today, still wanted by the witch hunters, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you want to smoke, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can play against... The Groovy Grass Blowers.

This hookah smoking halfling community is famed of there harvests off groovy grass crops ( Spirit Grass), and psychodelic mushrooms. The witch hunters grown supisious of there freaky rituals, weird herbs and bizare music so they were chased out of "The Empire", and afterwards out of "Bretonia". If the Witch Huters would find catch them they would trully be killed for witchcraft.
Now they are living deep inside Ogre territory and are protected by "Greasus Goldtooth" himself in return of some of the proffit they make from the Grass Sales.
There community is living inside a volcanic mountain cave. They keep the mountain happy by burning a lot of spirt grass each year in the "Branch Stick"-festival.
This festival is held inside there own stadion (Itchycoo Park Stadion) deep within the mountains.

They started a Blood Bowl team to smuggle there merchandise all over the world. They are actually spreading the love!!! and peace!!!
The witch hunters won't dare interfere in blood bowl bussiness. But Occasionaly they form a team in hope to murder everyone of this dude squad... Keeping the world free from "the addictive hippy movement".

"Lustrian Haze", "Loren Weed", "Blond Batchelor", "Happy Muchies" are only a few of there trademarks.
They are a symbole of the underground movement and are always accompanied by Underground Muscians. The performers that play before and after the game are better then the team itselve.
Favoured bands are : "Dock Bylan", "The Thumbling Rocks", "Scutt McKinzy", "Metal Catterpillar" and "Jefferson Gyrocopter".

This is one of the only halfling teams that is lacking a "Master Cheff". This team has a "Pot-Meister". The "Pot-Meister" keeps the stach save, and his intoxicating smoke disturbs the other team.
Groovy Grass Blowers never sit in a "Reserve Box", they call it "the chill room". The KO'D box is used for people that have Bad Trips and the dead and seriously injured just go to "the wasted box".

The Groovy Grass Blowers also have a team in the ranked division... This is the first time they entered the Stunty spectacle... Lets hope it work for them!!!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Happy Tree
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Multiple Block, Tackle
 m 14 0 0 0 16 1 37/ 190k
(0)k
  
2
Muchy Tree
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Pro, Block
 n, m 15 0 0 0 8 0 16/ 170k
(0)k
  
4
Freaky Dude III (Les Freak, c'est groovy chique!)
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Freaky Dude II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Loony dude V (Loooney!!!!)
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 2 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 30k
(0)k
  
7
Wiiiiiiii dude
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Side Step
   14 0 3 0 0 2 19/ 70k
(30+40)k
  
8
Beautiful Dude II (Beautifull dudes, you live in the same world as i do... )
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(0)k
  
9
Whatz Up Dude III (You'll see, he'll come down!)
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
High Dude II (Hiiiiiiiigh!)
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Zwoepy Dude II (zwooooooeeeeeeeepyyyy)
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
13
Speedy Dude III (Miep miep... AW!)
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Smony Dude II (I'll huff and puff)
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Groovy Dude
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8 players (+5 players missing next game)  
Coach: kwèk Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 770k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (5/6/4) |TD Diff:1 (15 - 14) |Cas Diff:4 (30/17/8 - 20/20/11)
Last Opponent: Kandy Krunchin Killers 2