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[X] Orc
| Having played 9 matches and still not managing to win (although there had been some really REEEEALLY close), having done their best to mock it up, a great throng of the fans departed Beinbrecher Stadium (probably never to return). The question on everyone's lips were: 'If they managed not to win the next match, would it be possible to resurrect the ol' team-spirit or would it be too late, far too late, for the resurrection spell for that ol' hag of a spirit?!?' the answer came from Wok, the black orc who had been on the LOS in all but one of the matches (and still not being able to score a single casualty): ' Da 'umies, jes, dem all must PAAAY!' To which the rest of the team (except Fester the Troll who was still sleeping off that embarressing 2nd half followed by post-game meal of halfling/poultry-stew) tuned in: "HELL YEAH!" and that was really all the team needed to find the ol' team spirit again.... they might not win any matches but they sure as hell got it in for the opposition, no matter who they be.... 10th game sum-up: Got 0wned, totally and without exception. Got creamed, one kill (he will NOT be missed) and a couple of broken ribs and a concussion..... BUT Wok finally got a cas on an opponent... "Wez likes Wok" as our goblin says... 12th match: Who would have thought?!????? Who in h.... would have thought that playing Sisters of the Cloth, a collection of sadistic nurses (Amazon team with 5 Dirty Players), would have proved to be the team's salvation? Although Appleeater was seriously injured and Fester was hurt, the team pulled together and stomped the naughty sisters into the ground.... "Amazing!" the Gween Bashers Newspaper wrote.... "Unbelievable!" the Meen Gween Wonz Press added..... and Da Gween Gazette wrote: "They're still around?!?" To which Wok philosophically (and totally uncanny) answered: "Wez better kwit now wilz wez ahead!", to which everyone stared at him and then Fester joined in: "Mee wantz to bee on da battel Field moore!" ....and that was it, the lure of battle made the beinbrecher allstars into a squadron of leathal mercenaries.... once again.... To be continued.... |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/ | 100k
(100)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 100k
(105)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA |
12 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | +AG |
m | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8/ | 90k
(0)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Catch |
12 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22/ | 100k
(95)k |
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| 9 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate, Block, Safe Throw |
11 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 31/ | 130k
(150)k |
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| 10 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 11 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/ | 120k
(123)k |
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| 12 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Guard |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/ | 120k
(109)k |
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| 14 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/ | 60k
(50)k |
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| 12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 12 (1/3/8) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (13 - 22) | | | Cas Diff: | 4 (17/4/3 - 10/8/2) |
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| Last Opponent: Sisters of the Cloth | |||||||