During an interview with a new recruit Zed explained his philosophy of coaching.
Zed: "Before i agree to take you in my wonderful team i have (for the law) to explain you that it can be dangerous to play blood bowl ? Do you know it"
New recruit "Yes, ok but how big is the kitchen"
Zed "Don't worry about that, we have the most famous "table" of all Halfling team"
New recruit: "ok so where do I sign?"
Zed give the contract to sign and Halfling just put his cross and marmelade on it : "One little thing yet, if you miss the game or have some kind of handicaps i will retired you and give you a good pension (enough to eat the rest of your life) but if I find out that you have some potential i will keep you then till you die on the pitch, is it ok for you ?"
New recruit "Who cares, when do we eat ?"