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Left My Heart In San Francisco
P [R] Halfling



Background
During an interview with a new recruit Zed explained his philosophy of coaching.
Zed: "Before i agree to take you in my wonderful team i have (for the law) to explain you that it can be dangerous to play blood bowl ? Do you know it"
New recruit "Yes, ok but how big is the kitchen"
Zed "Don't worry about that, we have the most famous "table" of all Halfling team"
New recruit: "ok so where do I sign?"
Zed give the contract to sign and Halfling just put his cross and marmelade on it : "One little thing yet, if you miss the game or have some kind of handicaps i will retired you and give you a good pension (enough to eat the rest of your life) but if I find out that you have some potential i will keep you then till you die on the pitch, is it ok for you ?"
New recruit "Who cares, when do we eat ?"


Only team who has ever raised 3 players over 1000 spp !
Mostly due to good feeding and strict ranked policy.

Roots

Just to let you know, last turn foul is like saying "gg" in Zed dictionnary.

My most awesome TD, starts at 5:40


About your mb po tackler doing rampage amongst the flings, Zed has this to say

If you want that badge , then you can try to beat my flings


"Team Logo by akaRenton and player's artworks done by boeufmironton, team bio done by Garion"





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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Black BoltTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Break Tackle, Guard, Block, Multiple Block, Grab 61000599163120k (120+110k) 
2Ogami IttoTreeman36110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Tackle, +MA, Multiple Blockn620005719209120k (120+150k) 
3Khor "fArte addict"Halfling Catcher5236Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet 700011750k (50+20k) 
4Ray "floriste haltérophile"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 701000330k (30+0k) 
5ThierryM "in the garden of ...Halfling Hefty5237Fend, Dodge, Stunty, Leader, Side Stepm14010031850k (0k) 
6cdassak "Hao Da Yea We won ...Halfling Hopeful6254Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch, +AG, +MA-av, -av, -av117611003637230k (30+170k) 
7Grunth "talisman rage quit ...Halfling Hopeful6236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Mighty Blow, +MAm44000833130k (0k) 
8Toto "Sanscoeur"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player 33100211030k (30+30k) 
9Arrested "go get me the saw...Halfling Catcher5236Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Side Step 12040032750k (50+40k) 
10Marcia "Moretto"Halfling Hopeful5225Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Sure Feet-av, -ag80000321630k (30+50k) 
12Thoriiin "the scare of stunty"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 1802000630k (30+20k) 
13Zed "Master of the last min...Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1410000130k (30+0k) 
14Doofr "cowboy ashkénaze"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1700010230k (30+0k) 
15Christer "server god"Halfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700010230k (30+0k) 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Zed Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 1470k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 260000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1994 (792/396/806) |TD Diff:-232 (3169 - 3401) |Cas Diff:1107 (3950/2303/927 - 3944/1459/670)
Last Opponent: FeH2