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Left My Heart In San Francisco
Roster [R] Halfling




Background
During an interview with a new recruit Zed explained his philosophy of coaching.
Zed: "Before i agree to take you in my wonderful team i have (for the law) to explain you that it can be dangerous to play blood bowl ? Do you know it"
New recruit "Yes, ok but how big is the kitchen"
Zed "Don't worry about that, we have the most famous "table" of all Halfling team"
New recruit: "ok so where do I sign?"
Zed give the contract to sign and Halfling just put his cross and marmelade on it : "One little thing yet, if you miss the game or have some kind of handicaps i will retired you and give you a good pension (enough to eat the rest of your life) but if I find out that you have some potential i will keep you then till you die on the pitch, is it ok for you ?"
New recruit "Who cares, when do we eat ?"


Only team who has ever raised 3 players over 1000 spp !
Mostly due to good feeding and strict ranked policy.

Roots

Just to let you know, last turn foul is like saying "gg" in Zed dictionnary.

My most awesome TD, starts at 5:40


About your mb po tackler doing rampage amongst the flings, Zed has this to say

If you want that badge , then you can try to beat my flings


"Team Logo by akaRenton and player's artworks done by boeufmironton, team bio done by Garion"




New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle, Guard, Block, Multiple Block, Grab
  64 0 0 0 60 10 170/176 230k
(120+110)k
 
2
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Tackle, +MA, Multiple Block
n 65 0 0 0 61 19 Legend
217
270k
(120+150)k
 
3
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet
  9 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
4
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
5
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Leader, Side Step
  16 0 1 0 0 3 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
6
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 5 4
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch, +AG, +MA
-av, -av, -av, m 120 7 114 0 3 6 Legend
385
200k
(0)k
 
7
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Mighty Blow, +MA
  46 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 120k
(30+90)k
 
8
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
  36 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 60k
(30+30)k
 
9
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 2 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sure Feet
-av, -ag 82 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 80k
(30+50)k
 
11
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
12
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
13
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 17 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(0)k
 
14
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
15
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
16
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Zed Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1450k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1997 (793/398/806) |TD Diff:-230 (3175 - 3405) |Cas Diff:1097 (3955/2304/929 - 3953/1465/673)
Last Opponent: Flying Sammiches