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Somewhere in the northern sea, lies an island. Some of the most remarkable features of said island are the green meadows, the beautiful mountains and the family O'Klutz. Though the O'Klutzes are ogres, mama O'Klutz never fails to point out, that deep inside, her boys are as sensitive and softhearted as any elf.
However, some day mama O'Klutz ordered her boys off for weeding her goblin-inhabitated garden. The playful brats soon discovered, that it was tremendously fun to toss the goblins around and watch them go "Hurk - woooohhhnonononono - splutch" So, one day, during cabbage-market in a nearby town, the boys learned about bloodbowl and that they actually could earn lots of money (or cabbages) by tossing their little "friends" around a grassy patch.

Until today the O'Klutz-Brothers are coached by their deary Mother.

The first Ogre to cross the thin line was <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2871508">Harry O'Klutz</a> (also the first O'Klutz who scored a TD) Well, the lad was so much in love with Bloodbowl that he keeps playing as a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2922957">zombie </a> for the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=236191">Deadtown United</a>

The first <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1156023">match the O'Klutzes won</a> was against the unfortunate <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=250206">Bloodthirsty Bulls (CD)</a>.

One rule with the O'Klutzes is, that gobbos can't be retired. They just die!

Don't miss the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=244958">O'Klutz Yearbook</a>
<a HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1382049">OUCH!!!!</a>
<h3>Famous O'Klutz cheers and sayings</h3>
Throw them gobbos, throw them hard,
cause them gobbos are retar'd,
Throw them gobbos on their head,
this makes gobbos very dead.

Who's got guts?
Who's just nuts?
the clan O'Klutz!
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<tr valign="top" ><th>Squished Goblins &amp; clumsy Ogres</th></tr>
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<tr class="even"><td align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2922961"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin1.gif" alt="Splutch"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2896469"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin2.gif" alt="Huuuurk"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2878125"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin3.gif" alt="Wooosh"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2872115"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin1.gif" alt="Garoonk"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2871508"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/ogre1.gif" alt="Harry O'Klutz"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2861064"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin1.gif" alt="Whirrrrr"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2861063"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin4.gif" alt="Groink"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2861060"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin4.gif" alt="Weee" title="Weeee"></a></td></tr></table><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5">
<tr valign="top" ><th>Meat for the cabbage-stew</th></tr>
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<tr class="even"><td align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2979099"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/lmsaurus2.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2969693"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/lmskink1.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2978309"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/delineman1.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2507767"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/olineman1.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3156993"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/vthrall3.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3266394"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/nlineman1.gif" ></a></td></tr></table>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
n 32 0 0 0 13 6 56/76 210k
(155)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
  32 0 1 0 10 0 23/31 160k
(154)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet, Leap
n, n 30 1 4 0 0 4 33/51 100k
(73)k
 
4
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
5
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
  19 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 80k
(85)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(21)k
 
7
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Piling On, +AG, Guard
-ag 17 0 2 1 9 2 36/51 200k
(146)k
 
8
Bob
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-st, n 7 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 40k
(13)k
 
9
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+AG, Guard, Break Tackle
  32 0 4 0 7 3 41/51 200k
(175)k
 
10
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
 
11
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Multiple Block, +AG
  31 0 0 0 11 2 32/51 210k
(163)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
n 14 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 60k
(42)k
 
13
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  12 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 140k
(131)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Kingdom Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (3/10/19) |TD Diff:-40 (30 - 70) |Cas Diff:3 (31/21/12 - 32/22/7)
Last Opponent: Nextwave