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Darkie's Dreams
P [R] Dark Elf
<img src='http://fumbbl.com/teams/169320.jpg'><table width='600px'><tr><td colspan='3' align='center'>(Darkie's Dreams is actually a typo, but as this teams creation was so long ago - 09/20/2003 - I refrain from getting it changed. So now I am faced with the problem of creating a story around this teams name)

Darkie was an old and retired soldier. In his long career he had seen many countries and had amassed a substantial sum of gold. During the wars he took part in - he used to refer to them as 'travels' - he often saw people playing BloodBowl.
As he now is retired, old and not as healthy as he used to be, he didn't want to play himself, but wanted to fund a team. He was looking for some time to find a coach willing to train the team he had in mind. The coach should be dedicated enough to lead the team for a long time to come. The team needed to run for a long time, as Darkie had put all his money into that venture and he was painfully aware that he needed the gold generated by that team.
After he found a coach - myself - he negotiated a contract that left me with a meager salary (I could eat the meager leftovers after the team was done with their eating) and the imperative to play 400 matches in three years. That is roughly one game every three days. Plus - whenever possible - the team had to perform in every major tournament.

Nearly three years have passed, since I took the lead of this fragile team. There have been leaders and slaves, heroes and deaths, ups and downs. Some games we played with five players, while others saw a full roster in the reserves.
I learned to love this team.
I learned to hate this team.
I learned to fear the 'one'.
I learned that I do quite well as a coach who takes on <b>every</b> challenge.
(In tournament preptime I may not accept every challenge)
Win percentage is still well above 50%.
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<tr><td align='center' colspan='3'>All player's names are anagrams from names of friends of mine</td></tr><tr><td align='center' colspan='3'>The players pictures are taken from Record of Lodoss War, a great Anime series.</td></tr><tr><td colspan='3'><hr></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan='3' align='center'>Reincarnation believes in this team.</td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan='3' align='center'>Achievements</td></tr><tr><td colspan='3' align='center'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=1927&show=5412'>Gold Latern Ulthuan Invitational Light Qualifier</a></td><td>&nbsp</td></tr>
<tr><td colspan='3' align='center'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=2755&show=9567'>Fumbbl Cup IV Long Lived Teams Qualifier II</a></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan='3' align='center'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=1609'>FUMBBL SMACK Legend LIX</a></td></tr><tr><td colspan='3' align='center'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=1609&show=14021'>FUMBBL SMACK Elite CIV</a></td></tr><tr><td colspan='3' align='center'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=2755&show=14193'>FUMBBL Cup V Long Lived Teams Qualifier IV</a></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan='3' align='center'><span style='font-variant:small-caps; font-size:150%;color:red'><b>Dark Elf team with most games under their belt</b></span></td></tr></table><hr><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=28818'>Yearbook</a>
<hr>On parole from death and retirement we proudly present<br>
<a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=3302'>Darkie's Dreams All Stars</a><hr>
Many thanks to <a href='http://fumbbl.com/~JanMattys'>JanMattys</a> for creating the Darkie's Dreams helmet.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1325522">Legend smack winner</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1371158">Elite smack winner</a>

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Nahpets EtuargBlitzer7348Block, Guard, Dodge, Tackle 338901142100k (100+70k) 
2Sukmar StonebrenckLineman6348Block, Dodge, Dirty Player 40860245070k (70+60k) 
3Dnreb EssehLineman6348Block 310011870k (70+20k) 
4Doravlas Ser OlasRunner7357Dump-Off, Sure Hands, +AG, Safe Throw, Dodge 304610126180k (80+100k) 
5Okin NnamhodLineman6347 -av300000070k (70+0k) 
6P. V. BeckerLineman6348  310000170k (70+0k) 
7Saluk FfewsothBlitzer7346Block, Tackle, Dodge, Diving Tackle-av, -av, m134502233100k (0k) 
8Inneb RelkcieRunner7347Dump-Off 110000180k (80+0k) 
9Naj KellapsBlitzer7348Block, Guard, Dodge, Side Step, Fend 256514451100k (100+90k) 
17Jack VilewingJourneyman Lineman6348Loner 000000070k (70+0k) 
18Cory VileboneJourneyman Lineman6348Loner 000000070k (70+0k) 
19Leroy DirtysnakeJourneyman Lineman6348Loner 000000070k (70+0k) 
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Sinner Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 16  
Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 60000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:557 (289/114/154) |TD Diff:271 (1202 - 931) |Cas Diff:-530 (406/309/151 - 723/434/239)
Last Opponent: Stinky Guys