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Covered In Bees ®
Retired [X] Chaos

<B>* * * * * * * * * * * COVERED IN BEES ® * * * * * * * * * * *</B>
Beekeepers, yes ...
They've gotta want to be: - I want to be a beekeeper! I wanna keep bees! Don't want them to get away, I wanna keep them! They have too much freedom ...
I want bees on elastic, so when they get pulled, they come back here! My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him; I wanna walk in their footsteps ...
And their footsteps were like this ...
- I'm covered in bees! Aah! Covered in bees!
'Cause beekeepers must lose it occasionally. You know, you're there, you've got the netting, you've got 2.000 bees and essentially you're trying to steal honey:
- Bzzzzz...
- Morning, morning, hello, hello, knock-knock, coming in, hello - Look! There's a Ferrari over there. Can you see that Ferrari? [stealing the honey] Yes, it's very fast, isn't it? Well, good morning, thank you!
He must be walking back with all these bees around, and at some point, he must go:
- What the flip am I doing? I'm covered in bees! Help! I'm covered in bees!

<B>* * * * * * * * * * * SPECIAL SILLY BEE TEAM RULES * * * * * * * * * * *</B>
<B>Fouling</B> We foul almost never. We might, however, foul if it's absolutely needed to score (or prevent the opponent of scoring) the winning touchdown or if you stall.
<B>Dirty Players</B> We don't and won't have any dirty players. Won't play against any team with dirty players either.
<B>Mutations</B> This team is not aiming to be the bashiest of teams but a fun (silly even) team with a great variety of mutations.
<B>Stalling</B> We might stall one turn but rarely do (simply because I don't like stalling).
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
2
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
 
3
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
 
4
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
5
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
 
6
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
 
9
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 60k
(60)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
11 players  
Coach: bluetooth Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:3 (3 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (1/1/0 - 1/0/1)
Last Opponent: Doekkalfar