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Retired [X] Elf

<h6>When you wake in the night
cause sleep lost the fight
to a rumbling tummie
you need something yummie.

Downstairs you sneak
cold floorboards creak,
is someone else there
to give you a scare?

In the enveloping dark
a shape stands stark,
polished metal bulk
a white enamel hulk.

Crossing the floor
strange sounds and more
escape the fridge door,
then suddenly a roar!

Reaching to handle up far
you pull the fridge door ajar,
out spills a sickening glare
with widening eyes you stare.

Behind a lasagna lump
they skitter and jump,
little shapes so fickle
battling over a pickle.

In the middle of the bout
a shout rings out:
"Dodge this you bastard!"
followed by a splash of custard.

Just as someone spills the cream
one of the shapes lets loose a scream:
"C'mon lads, prove yourselves!"

The fridge is full of elves!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Garlic
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
3
Yoghurt
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
4
Leftover Spaghetti
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
5
Dijon Mustard
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
6
Blueberry Jam
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
7
Zucchini
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
8
Ham
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
9
Red Onion
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
10
Halloumi
Lineman
5 3 4 7 -ma, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
  
15
Ajvar Relish
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(130)k
  
16
C-M Champagne
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(130)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Khaan Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 930k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (0 - 1) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/0/0 - 1/1/0)
Last Opponent: Insostenibili