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Blackwater Blitz
P [L] Skaven
Voices from the ancient spirit in the wind...

Don't worry about winning the current game, and you might win more than the one you're on...
Don't worry about not having an answer for the situation you're in, you have an option for every other situation...
Don't worry about theories that don't work, just enjoy it when they come off slick...
Don't worry about underachieving, at least you not the Torturer's Picnic...
Don't worry about failing the easy stuff, just be prepared to do the craziest shit for luls...
Don't worry about bad one dice blocks, at least they're not double skulls...
Don't worry about double skulls, you can only fail once per turn...
Don't worry about the thin ice you're skating on, just try not to crash and burn...

Oh, yeah - and don't forget to OTT your arse off...

Finished SWL LRB4 era with a record of 36/19/56
Held a fringe record of 22/8/20
Entered DIBBL for season #22, recording a 4/2/4 result

- "If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, but I've 99 problems and rat ogres killing themselves doing dumb shit only accounts for 7 or 8 of them at best"

- "You know that sound your soul makes after the "RO death of hilarity"? The one that sounds like 'Clay drafts dwarves, Clay is a good player'.... #belikeclay"

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Iron MikeRat Ogre6528Loner, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal, Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard 150205331150k (150+60k) 
2Scott Goes-FirstThrower5427Pass, Sure Hands, Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Block, Leader-ma, -ma, -ma, -ag5633126710170k (70+150k) 
3 Ace-Two BrianLineman7337Block, Tacklen, m39130312150k (0k) 
5Quizmaster StewartLineman7336Dirty Player-av16010111050k (50+20k) 
6Jasper Off the Top RopeThrower6337Pass, Sure Hands, Block-ma1110011870k (70+20k) 
7 Mean JeanLineman7337Block, Tackle, Kick 36020353750k (50+60k) 
9 High Stakes LockwoodBlitzer6338Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Claw, Piling On, Frenzy, Juggernaut-ma10415087722590k (90+130k) 
10Tentacle TanyaLineman7337  710000150k (50+0k) 
11 Chilli JohnLineman7437Block, +ST 4000131750k (50+70k) 
12Jackpot JamesBlitzer7338Block 000000090k (90+0k) 
13Dastardly DanGutter Runner9247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Dauntless, Leap 8460023280k (80+60k) 
14Fallout Boy ScottyGutter Runner9246Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Nerves Of Steel-av216110035480k (80+90k) 
15Spaghetti NettieGutter Runner9247Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block 202000680k (80+20k) 
17 Richard SilentfireJourneyman Lineman7337Loner 100000050k (50+0k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Foad Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 1960k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:193 (73/33/87) |TD Diff:-12 (360 - 372) |Cas Diff:-193 (210/126/68 - 325/191/81)
Last Opponent: Pugs Not Drugs