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This team will only play teams that are lower than it in TS, and preferably by more
than 10. If I can find people who will play me 20 TS or below than that will be
great. This isn't cherrypicking, but sensible choice of opponents that should
protect my orcs from harm. AV9 is broken 1 in 6, you know.

Edit: Someone recently told me that apo's also only work 1 in 6. :O Is this a conSPIROsy?

The Troll is Your Mother, but the other players are people who have approved of
<b>Your Mother</b>'s previous orc teams' game choosing tactics.

Edit 2: Okay, joke's over. Apologies to all the fans of Your Mother out there but
after rolling 2 ST+ and an AG+ I quite like the team and don't want to get it deleted!
Normal games here we come! (Also, I was beginning to feel like a bit of a dork
challenging noobs. Conscience ftw!)

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
  73 0 0 0 17 3 49/ 160k
(148)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  10 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 100k
(100)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  72 1 5 0 25 1 71/ 160k
(160)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Frenzy, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  69 0 7 1 23 6 99/ 190k
(175)k
 
6
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Accurate
  73 20 2 0 1 6 58/ 150k
(188)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 2 9
Dirty Player, Kick, Block
-ag 71 1 1 0 1 6 36/ 110k
(128)k
 
10
Qaz
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Pro, Pass Block, Strip Ball
-av 70 4 4 0 32 10 Legend
130
200k
(213)k
 
12
Blitzer
8 4 3 9
Block
+MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Stand Firm, +ST
m 35 2 19 1 8 2 87/ 240k
(0)k
 
13
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  10 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 100k
(115)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step
  63 1 7 0 0 7 57/ 120k
(138)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PeteW Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 21  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (43/15/15) |TD Diff:50 (121 - 71) |Cas Diff:211 (148/121/55 - 58/39/16)
Last Opponent: Chaotic Massacre