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Your Mother's Orcs
Retired [X] Orc
This team will only play teams that are lower than it in TS, and preferably by more
than 10. If I can find people who will play me 20 TS or below than that will be
great. This isn't cherrypicking, but sensible choice of opponents that should
protect my orcs from harm. AV9 is broken 1 in 6, you know.

Edit: Someone recently told me that apo's also only work 1 in 6. :O Is this a conSPIROsy?

The Troll is Your Mother, but the other players are people who have approved of
<b>Your Mother</b>'s previous orc teams' game choosing tactics.

Edit 2: Okay, joke's over. Apologies to all the fans of Your Mother out there but
after rolling 2 ST+ and an AG+ I quite like the team and don't want to get it deleted!
Normal games here we come! (Also, I was beginning to feel like a bit of a dork
challenging noobs. Conscience ftw!)

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Your MotherTroll4519Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle 7300017349100k (148k) 
3MeechBlack Orc Blocker4429Block 10010111080k (100k) 
4shadow46x2Black Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle 721502517180k (160k) 
5 TheSpoonyBardBlack Orc Blocker4429Frenzy, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle 690712369980k (175k) 
6NybergThrower5338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Accurate 732020165870k (188k) 
9SneakyFoxLineman5329Dirty Player, Kick, Block-ag71110163650k (128k) 
10QazBlitzer6338Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Pro, Pass Block, Strip Ball-av70440321013080k (213k) 
12MerryZBlitzer8439Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Stand Firm, +STm352191828780k (0k) 
13Pigstar-69Blitzer6339Block, Guard 10030101180k (115k) 
14Dreadclaw teh weaklingGoblin6237Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step 63170075740k (148k) 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PeteW Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 21  
Team Rating: 258 / 179 Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 75000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (43/15/15) |TD Diff:50 (121 - 71) |Cas Diff:211 (148/121/55 - 58/39/16)
Last Opponent: Chaotic Massacre