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For da sake of Mork, we offer da sacrifice of blood and violence and pain and victory.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!

21st Game: A thrilling victory against the Undead! The signs looked good, since the Mork's ladz are in prime fighting condition, and the Undead team had a few key injuries scattered about the roster. None the less, within the first half, the dead ones had smashed through the Orc's lines to earn a Touchdown. It was dicey for a while, until at the last second in the first half, The Mork's Wrath Blitzer, Singa Gemza, tore though an opening in the Undead defence. The ball was hurled through the air, found it's mark, and the game was equal. Spurred on by this play, the Mork's Ladz made a very strong showing in the second half. Risky plays full of passes and sprinting left the Undead confounded and outpaced. With a dare-devil attitude, and a dash of luck, Mork's Wrath earned two more Touchdowns.A hard-fought victory is to be celebrated!

22nd Game: A punishing game against Chaos. A brutal opponent managed to cause a lot of injuries from the off with claw assisted blocks, fouls, and any other violent, dirty trick! A Touch down followed Leaving Mork's Wrath a few players down, and a point behind. In the second half, the Ladz recieved, and a brawl ensued as they held off waiting for an opportunity. Close to the end, one presented itself! Singa Gemza stormed and dodged through a narrow opening to score a very hard-fought touch down, ending the game in a draw! But alas, it took it's toll. Hertzem Alatime was killed in battle, and several players will miss the next game because of the pounded that was doled out by the twisted Chaos team.

23rd Game: A dreaful 5-0 loss to Humans. The team was still crippled from the last match, with Two Black Orcs and a Lineorc out of action. It was terrible from the start. some violent fans and pitch invasions helped the Humans get some early TD's. From then on, they were unstoppable. With too few reserves, the Orcs found themselves being whittled down, and unable to muster the strength to fight through the Human's lines. Touch Down after Touch down was scored as the remaining players scrambled to mount a defence, but all too often failed. A terrible, terrible match for Mork's Wrath. For the second time in a row a player died. 'Soarin' Nobby Niblitz bit the dust, meaning it's time to save up for another Gobbo bomb.

24th Game: An irritating Draw against another Orc team. The game began with a scrum. Green fists and feet flew as the pitch became a battle ground, and it ended in a stale-mate. In the second half, the Mork's Ladz were receiving, and made a good show of it. With some solid brawling, and some deft ball play, an opportunity arose, and they took it. From then on, the opposition struggled to equalise. At the vey last minute, a hole appeared in the Mork's lines. A dump-off was attempted only to be intercepted by the opposition's Black Orc! He trundled down the line to earn a Touch-Down and a last minute equaliser.

25th Game: An ignominious concescion to A Chaos Dwarf team. The first half went ok. There was violence aplenty, and the Orcs fought through to score. But after that, in the second part of the first half, a Black Orc, and Thrower and a Troll were taken out of the game. They wouldn't revive after half time, so a concession was necessary. Terrible.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Kick, Tackle
-ma 18 0 2 0 14 0 34/ 140k
(140)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  25 1 5 0 10 2 46/ 140k
(150)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard, Block
n 24 0 0 0 3 4 26/ 120k
(106)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
+ST, Guard
  25 0 0 0 7 3 29/ 150k
(143)k
 
6
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Stand Firm
  24 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 130k
(123)k
 
7
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+AG, Accurate
  13 12 0 0 1 1 19/ 130k
(145)k
 
8
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate
  24 11 0 2 0 1 20/ 110k
(130)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 9
Block, +MA
  25 0 2 0 1 2 18/ 100k
(105)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
  25 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 70k
(70)k
 
12
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  22 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 120k
(109)k
 
13
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
  21 0 3 0 1 1 16/ 120k
(133)k
 
14
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
12 players  
Coach: VampireHarlequin Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (8/11/6) |TD Diff:1 (31 - 30) |Cas Diff:18 (25/24/9 - 21/14/5)
Last Opponent: Khornes Vikings