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Craving for AG4
Roster [X] High Elf
In the Bloodbowl world, there is an addiction, that hit`s you harder than a claw/RSC beastman. Out of the sudden, you feel the need to move around on the pitch, virtually unimpeded by anything. You want to hurl the ball across the field, pluck opponents passes out of thin air as easy as you pick an apple from a tree. You want to snatch the ball away from under the noses of three orcs and dodge your way out before they even know what happened. You want to catch an incoming pass and just leap over an ogre and his two chaos warrior buddies to score in the last second. You feel the need... this burning desire to play without touching any of those filthy dorfs... you just... you just <b>CRAVE FOR AGILITY!</b>

An <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~PurpleChest>anonymous coach</a> tells us:
<div align="left">First i just tried a little DE. What harm can it do i thought? All my firends were doing DE and i wanted to be as cool as them.
But DE are just 'gateway' elves. soon i was mainlining Woodies and chasin 'the pro'.
At my worst i got so bad i was smacking and minoring with anything ag4 i could lay my hands on. It wasn't enough to simply PASS the ball, oh no, i had to dodge and stall...</div>

And then it might happen... the ones you lover try an <a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=13706>intervention</a>:
<div align="left">Jason put the keys into the lock... but the door was already cracked open. "That's odd. I must not have pulled it closed behind me when I left?" The hinges creaked as he pushed it open and he was startled by a group of people standing in his living room. "Mom, Dad... Father Shadow!?! What are you doing in my apartment? And who are you?" Jason questioned the stranger standing beside his parents.

"Jason," Father Shadow was first to speak, "this is an intervention." He held his hands out as if he was trying to give a hug from across the room.

"We love you, honey!" Mom interjected.

"Millie," scolded Dad, "don't interrupt!"

"An interv... what!?!" Jason was stunned and stumbled to find the right words to express his disbelief. "But... I don't have a problem..."

"Jason," said the stranger in a soft voice, "my name is Gus. I'm with Elves Anonymous and I know what you're going through 'cause I've been there myself. Smacks, Majors... even," the stranger swallowed and took a deep breath, "birthday Speed-Freak Challenges." Gus looked down, "I'm not proud of what I've done, but I understand what you're goi..."

"What!" Jason cut him off. "What? This is about my elves? Are you all nuts???" He was becoming furious now.

Father Shadow tried to calm him down. "Jason, my son. We're here because we care about you!" The Father put his arms around Jason's parents - Mom wiped tears from the corners of her eyes. "Perhaps a prayer would put us all in the right frame of mind," Father Shadow closed his eyes and held out his open palms. "Oh, Great Nuffle. You giveth the double-pow and taketh away again with the double-one. We know it is not our skill which brings us success, but your will to allow us to triumph. Help poorest Jason to overcome these trying times an..."

Jason startled them all with a shreik. "Trying times? The only thing that's being tried here is my patience! I have a mind to foul you all!!!" He turned and stormed for the door.

"Jason, wait!" Gus called to him. "Think about what you're doing to your parents!"

"I'm not the one with the problem, they are!" Jason screamed back over his shoulder. "You're all a bunch of nutjobs... you better be gone when I get back!" Jason turned and stood in the doorway.

"Son," called his Dad with pain in his voice, "where are you going?"

"You know where I'm going? I'm going to go sign up for the next season of the E.L.F.! That's where I'm going. And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!" Jason slammed the door behind him.

Mom began to sob uncontrollably. "There, there." Comforted Father Shadow. "Everything will work itself out in the end." He patted her gently on the shoulder.

"I've seen this before," said a dejected Gus shaking his head. "My-oh-my, the E.L.F... Sometimes you just have to hit bottom before you can come to your senses!" </div>


And yes.... I hit rock bottom... and the top at the same time.




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--> <font color="#000000">E.L.F - Champion - Season XVII</font><!--
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--> <font color="#000000">Cat A (Brutal)</font><!--
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--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2274878>66</a> <!--
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--> <!-- Chaos Dwarves --><!--
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--><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2235215>54</a><!--
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--> <!-- Khemri --><!--
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--> <b>120</b><!--
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--> <!-- Chaos --><!--
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--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2325464>24</a><!--
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--> <!-- Ogre --><!--
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--> <!-- Undead --><!--
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--> <!-- Enter score against Undead below --><!--
--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2266086>29</a> <!--
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--> <!-- /Undead --><!--
--> <!-- Pact Teams --><!--
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--> <b>53</b><!--
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--> <!-- Humans --><!--
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--> <!-- Enter Score against Humans below --><!--
--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2317236>24</b><!--
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--> <!-- /Humans --><!--
--> <!-- Norse --><!--
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--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/nblitzer1b.gif"; alt="Norse" /><!--
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--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2292250>15</a><!--
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--> <!-- Points Category C --><!--
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--> <b>39</b><!--
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--> <!-- Enter score against Dark Elves below --><!--
--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2290380>24</a><!--
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--> <!-- High Elves --><!--
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--> <!-- Enter score against High Elves below --><!--
--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2309588>26</a><!--
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--> <!-- Pro Elves --><!--
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--> <!-- Wood Elves --><!--
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--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2292094>29</a> <!--
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--> <b>55</b><!--
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--> <!-- Lizardmen --><!--
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--> <!-- Enter score against Lizardmen below --><!--
--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2298725>25</a><!--
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--> <!-- Skaven --><!--
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--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Skaven below --><!--
--> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2309454>27</a> <!--
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--> <!-- /Skaven --><!--
--> <!-- Stunties --><!--
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--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/goblin1b.gif"; alt="Stunties" /><img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1b.gif"; alt="Stunties" /><!--
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--> <!-- Vampires --><!--
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--> <b>52</b><!--
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--> <i>(Season XVII of E.L.F Completed)</i><!--
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--> <font color="#000000">Grand Total:</font><!--
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--> <b>319</b><!--
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<b>Holding the record for Group A score under the new scoring system</b>


Competed in the GLT V
Knockout in the final of the qualifier.
WIth those 'Snakes on a game' I would have needed Samuel L. Jackson

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Long Bomb on 2+Phoenix Warrior6348Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Sure Hands, Dodge 526300069380k (193k) 
2Slips away IVLineman6348Dodge, Side Step, Block 26120264170k (140k) 
3What tacklezone?Lineman6348Guard, Block, Dodge, Side Step 51330755170k (163k) 
4Sidestepped!Lineman7348Guard, Dodge, +MA, Mighty Blow 37380456070k (168k) 
5Jumping UP! IILineman6348Dodge, Block, Tackle 36150813770k (140k) 
6You ain`t got no tackle! IVLineman6348  300000070k (70k) 
7Everything is easy...Lineman6448+ST, Block, Dodge 502601004070k (185k) 
8..except survivalLineman6348Dirty Player 17020011170k (120k) 
9Evaded... once again!Lineman6348Dodge, Kick, Block 52550903870k (140k) 
10Elven Magic IIPhoenix Warrior6348Pass, Dodge, Block 15330122480k (140k) 
11Gimme that ball!Dragon Warrior7348Block, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Dodge, Leapn3011003352100k (158k) 
12Breaking that cage! IIIDragon Warrior7348Block, Dodge 5110106100k (138k) 
14Miracle CatchLion Warrior8347Catch, Frenzy, Block 12170202690k (138k) 
13 players  
Coach: CircularLogic Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 18  
Team Rating: 253 / 228 Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2300k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:52 (30/11/11) |TD Diff:41 (115 - 74) |Cas Diff:10 (67/36/14 - 56/37/14)
Last Opponent: House