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In a camp near Karaz-a-Karak, elder dwarves were enjoying a fine brew
when they read in the NewsRune that a Bloodbowl Association, known has the
DMU, were wrecking the hops out of the courageous dwarfs teams playing the
fine sport. Flabbergasted by that outrageous blasphemy, most of them choked to
death in their beards. The survivors collected insurance money from the
deceased to create a bloodbowl team in the Memory of those who died in the
DMU NewsRune incident and those murdered by the DMU.

Notable families included in DMU:

The Hardhammers, fierce has they are, have a grudge against the DMU for
killing their father(choking on his beard). They swore that they will all lose their
lives or get horribly crippled on the pitch until the DMU retires. Out of the nine
brothers, three died on the pitch, three currently plays for the team and three are
awaiting getting signed.

The Thickshields are another notable family, two of them are currently playing,
Drakox being the father of Kred. Krakox, the brother of Drakox and Uncle of Kred,
died in the Newsrune incident.

The Goldblades are there for the Bloodbowl. They too depise the DMU, but they
don't have any grudge against it yet. On the team they are known has the "Jaxes",
because we call them "Jax" or "Jax Two".

There is also a famous trend to hire celebrities:

Alice Coper, a famous dwarven mandolin player and singer, he is known to
provoke controversy with his songs and he has been called a chaos cultist multiple
times, but he doesn't take his music seriously: "it's just for fun".

Bared Pit, a famous pop icon and sex symbol, he played in some famous
plays like Brawl Club, Mr and Mrs Stormhammer and Thirteen Goblins. He
died in a very dramatic manner, blocked by a mighty blow of a monstrous Saurus lizardmen.

Sergio Tankianson, a psychedelic singer that has not a lot of fans but they are
deadly loyal. He got niggled and went back to singing.

Ulrick Van Helan, the best mandolin player ever to live, also signed and died
for the team.

Tonis Khitis, an artist known for his abuse of mushrooms, he sings in the
group Yellow Good Beer Hops. Sometimes, it's just not your match, he
suffered a niggle, that the apothecary rushed to heal, only to die 1 or 2 turns
later.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  24 3 3 0 9 1 35/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  10 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
3
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step, Guard, Mighty Blow
  23 0 1 0 2 6 37/51 140k
(70+70)k
 
4
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
5
Troll Slayer
5 4 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST
  16 1 1 0 6 3 31/51 180k
(90+90)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dauntless, Guard
  24 0 1 0 9 2 31/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  11 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
10
Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, +MA
  24 1 0 0 5 3 26/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
11
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block
  15 4 4 0 2 1 25/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
12
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  21 2 4 0 13 1 45/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
12 players  
Coach: Soulmask Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1780k (±800) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (11/6/8) |TD Diff:9 (29 - 20) |Cas Diff:24 (38/29/17 - 32/16/12)
Last Opponent: Rotgut's Others