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Skabrous Itches
Retired [A] Skaven

Although lacking somewhat in the ratpower department (with the Skabs down to 8 players for the final two plays of the match), their sneaky ways secured their first victory against Rhiarion's Adamantine Dragons. However, their joy was short lived, as they succumbed in a rematch, and Creepit, one of the best examples of fresh talent to come out of Clan Eshin in recent years, was slain by a vindictive catcher. His family shall recieve visits from his teammates Sneekit and Shithy.

Although losing to the Ratkillers of Lorien, the Skabs had not aimed for a win. Instead, they took their opponents' pride and stomped it into the mud, inflicting several outs, reducing the Elves to a mere 6 players by the game's climax. More importantly, Theifly claimed the team's first kill - a treehugger by the name of Gaeleg Canopy. He won't be returning to his loved ones. The supporters were ecstatic - the lucky ones got to take a souvenir of his passing home with them as Theifly threw his dismembered corpse into the crowd!

Not content to let Theifly get ahead, Stabbi and Skratch took an orc head apiece back to the team lair. Here they have been pickled for use as drinks holders. The brains were sold to Clan Skyre in return for the services of a new player; the ogre, Man Render. Needless to say, the orcs took a heavy defeat in what was the Skabs' bloodiest match so far.

Any cause for celebration was lost during the Badland Massacre. The Badland Rejectz slew Skratch and injured most of the team. The rematch will be bried - the Skabs are too scared to show their snouts on any pitch with the murderous orcs. The coach gave this statement: "Violence, while appreciated by fans, is not part of the Bloodbowl game. In particular, it is unfair that the Rejectz were allowed to use their troll. We paid good money in bribes to get him banned."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Spike
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
Strip Ball
 m 5 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 110k
(0)k
  
2
Stabbi
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
Dump Off
   5 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 120k
(120)k
  
3
Skabrous
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Hail Mary Pass
   5 8 0 0 0 0 8/ 90k
(120)k
  
4
Twitter
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   5 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(120)k
  
5
Sneekit
Gutter Runner
8 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Strip Ball
 -ma, m 5 1 4 0 0 1 18/ 120k
(0)k
  
6
Shithy
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Diving Catch
   4 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 100k
(115)k
  
9
Snufflit
Lineman
7 3 3 7 n, m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
  
11
Theifly
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(75)k
  
12
Gnawdel
Lineman
7 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
13
Man Render
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(115)k
  
14
Lucksy
Lineman
7 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(55)k
  
15
Furzebie
Lineman
7 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
16
Substi
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
10 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: nazgob Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/1/2) |TD Diff:2 (12 - 10) |Cas Diff:-9 (0/3/3 - 5/8/2)
Last Opponent: Badland Rejectz