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Glibbersnot's Goons
P [R] Goblin

OUR FOULOSOPHY!

We aim to foul you every turn – unfortunately we have to knock you down before we can.
COUNT ON T16 FOULS!!!!!

The Goons and their fans thrive on the mayhem & carnage of a blood bowl match. A match without at least 4 casualties regardless of side is considered an absolute waste of time.

189 Casualties (with fouls and eaten gobbos)

The Goons are the product of the Glibbersnot Realistic Fake Doggie Doo Company (with realistic smell that sticks to your hands, hair, and clothes.

Glibbersnot, realizing his lifelong fascination with blood bowl, mayhem, and blood started the Goons with a lot of optimism but very little experience. The team is seeing a revival of sorts under the mismanagement of Glibber’da Loon, the Goons 8th player-owner

Congratulations to Scivert Scumeater for being the top 10 active goblin fouler

Yertl the Toecrusher (TOP SCORER – 4TD)
(who died goin for it) scored his 4th TD and has crushed the old TD highwater mark of 3

Many Goons fans consider the Glibbersnot player-owners to be one of the teams many great weaknesses. The only exception being Glibbersnot Blackentoe, their 5th leader.

The Useless 4 – just 15 games, 1 foul, 0 Cas combined!

Blackentoe – The Turning Point – From Horrible to Bad

OK, Maybe just average but the best this team has seen!



TROLL FOOD!!!



Fallen Foes*
*we respect you while we dance on your graves


Our office staff are out digging up the bodies for display - They are expected back any time now


Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
  39 0 0 0 16 3 47/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
  32 0 0 0 12 4 44/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
3
Goblin
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Leap, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
-av, -st, n 64 0 1 0 2 5 32/51 110k
(40+70)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
n, -ag 43 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
7
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
  9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
  21 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Dirty Player
  23 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
13
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block
  3 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
16
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: ryanfitz Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1390k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:84 (7/7/70) |TD Diff:-156 (37 - 193) |Cas Diff:-69 (111/59/30 - 142/82/45)
Last Opponent: Italo Disco Kings RL