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Retired [A] Khemri

Eccles: The wagon train with your wife on board has been attacked by the Indians!
Captain: My wife? Is she safe?
Eccles: Yeah.
Captain: I never did like them Indians.



Lt. Hern: Did they follow you?
Eccles: Yeah. They were shooting at me all the time. But I just stuck my tongue out at them.
Lt. Hern: Get wounded?
Eccles: Yeah.
Lt. Hern: Where?
Eccles: In the tongue.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Eccles
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(123)k
  
2
Bluebottle
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block
   3 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 130k
(138)k
  
3
Neddie Seagoon
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Guard
   3 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 130k
(143)k
  
4
Major Dennis Bloodknock, MT MT and coward
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(123)k
  
5
Hercules Grytpype-Thynne
Blitz-Ra
6 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 110k
(115)k
  
6
Count Jim Moriarty
Blitz-Ra
7 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
+MA
   3 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 120k
(130)k
  
7
Minnie Bannister
Thro-Ra
5 3 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
Block
   3 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 90k
(110)k
  
8
Lew
Thro-Ra
5 3 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
  
11
Little Jim (he fell in the water, he did)
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
12
Wally Stot II
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
13
Ray Ellington
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30)k
  
14
Henry Crun
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
15
The Great Wallace Greenslade
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
16
Colonel Chinstrap, drowned from the Inside
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Belafon Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Khemri Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1160k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:0 (3 - 3) |Cas Diff:1 (7/3/1 - 3/5/2)
Last Opponent: Scotish Sailerclub