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Lissen gud an' lissen 'ard cuz fingz iz not wot deyz apper! Dis iz no elfy teem! Dis iz ORK teem! See da boyz dey luv a gud bashin' but 'ere is da triky part. Wif da reprutasjion uv da boyz sum uv da uvver teemz like da elfy teemz wot likez pikkin' up da ball an' frowin' it aroun' insted uv playin' propa-like, doze teemz dey sumtimez avoid playin' wif da boyz an' dat make da boyz sad coz da boyz like playin' wif da elfz.

So da coach fink uv a plan! Da coach name da teem az wot elfz iaz namet an' da boyz preten' 'avin' elfy namez wot da coach fink uv ta use wen da coach registur da boyz at da gamez. Dat wayz da uvver coaches an' all da elfz fink dat da ladz is elfy teem an' dey sign da kontraktz fer playin' da game. Den wen dey meet da boyz on da pitsj dey see dat deyz not playin' wif a pansy elfy teem but wif da dead 'ard ladz. Dats why da coach is da boss!


Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta II- Intradasjuntz. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
5 4 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, +ST, Kick
  10 4 5 0 2 3 38/51 160k
(70+90)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  14 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Dodge, Side Step
  14 0 10 0 1 1 37/51 160k
(80+80)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle
  14 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
  14 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
6
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
7
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  12 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
8
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
+ST, Block
  14 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 150k
(80+70)k
 
9
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 3 9   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
  14 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
11 players  
Coach: onthejazz Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1490k (±340) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1490k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (8/2/4) |TD Diff:7 (20 - 13) |Cas Diff:10 (9/2/4 - 1/4/0)
Last Opponent: Yun Zis Absolute Wahrheiten