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Another prospect walks into the recruitment office. A single window permeates the smokey room with its light, leaving the walls in darness. Here he finds a disheveled man - the recruiter - sat on a stool next to a small, simple table. The man, whose soiled clothes looked like they were once expensive, is middle aged, perhaps. On the table there is a tankard half full of stale ale alongside an overflowing ashtray, as well as a feather ink pen and some yellowish paper with what appears to be a spatter of old blood stains. Both room and recruiter reek of alcohol.

A few awkward moments before the recruiter coughs and splutters, loudly clearing his throat and spitting on the floor at the younger man's feet. He raises his eye brows and begins to speak in a deep, distinct, husky voice.

"AWOL? Here's the dotted line, pal. No questions asked."

Just as the young man attempts to speak, the recruiter raises his finger.

"Or maybe ya got a penchant fer pain! Yer in the right place, pal."

He pauses, waits for the prospect to try to say something again, then interrupts immediately with a wide grin, showing off a couple of golden teeth.

"Whichever pal, redemption or glory awaits!"


Brad "Hands of Magic" Dee
A natural scorer frequently at the end of Jim's throws, both fast and agile he was difficult to stop. Eventually he was stopped by some Khemri - twice in 2 games, ending his career.

Monk
A devout martial artist unafraid to mix it with the most dangerous of opponents, Monk would frequently challenge himself on the field. Eventually he met his match as he took on a chaos warrior in the Warpsone Open XII.

Assured Jim
When you think of Deepwater Devils, you think of Assured Jim and his contribution to the team can not be understated. One of the greatest throwers of all time, his demise came due to the recklessness of his coach, but all great reigns come to an end. Goodbye Jim, the first 158 games were your era.

Tournaments Won
Royal Rookie Rumble CCXXXIV
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXI
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXLII
Warpstone Open XI Qualifier X
Warpstone Open XI Quarter Finalist

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Guard
  27 0 5 0 12 1 44/51 160k
(90+70)k
 
2
DC
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
+MA, Mighty Blow
  2 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 140k
(90+50)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 5 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, Dodge, Tackle, +AG
-ma 35 5 28 1 17 0 125/176 240k
(90+150)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, Juggernaut, Frenzy
  22 1 10 0 10 4 71/76 190k
(90+100)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Grab
-ag 13 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 180k
(140+40)k
 
6
Thrower
7 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Leader
  7 3 1 0 0 2 16/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Guard
  5 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
  12 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
  23 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1830k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:166 (107/22/37) |TD Diff:177 (335 - 158) |Cas Diff:51 (308/157/56 - 247/157/66)
Last Opponent: Leghorn Pirates 75ers