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Team Rules:
* Hire all Journeymen who don't suffer a permanent injury.
* Don't hire anybody else.

*** TEAM UPDATE: Team grid filled 1 March 2014, 61 games in. Thanks, Relezite!
*** TEAM UPDATE II: Grid beaten 8 October 2014, 95 games in. Thanks, DrPoods!
*** TEAM UPDATE III: "Equal Opportunity" badge earned 27 January 2016, 150 games in. Thanks, R0binR!
*** TEAM UPDATE IV: First 200 Games Stats!
*** TEAM UPDATE V: Ranked Amateurs first reach 2M gold 15 March 2020, 293 games in.

Admins: I may run fewer than 11 men for one match at a time. If I need to defend the premise of this team against accusations of Journeyman abuse, I would refer to the team requirement that all Journeymen must be hired unless they die or suffer a permanent injury: at no time does the team maintain fewer than 11 players minus the number retired after the previous match.

This is fun, by the way. There's a "Galaga" effect: I can't go over 11 men unless I suffer a MNG. And it works fine: you should expect a fight, 'cause you're gonna get one.




Ranked Amateurs Hall of Fame
Past Legends and Super Stars
(SPP Rankings among Ranked Human Linemen as of 21 February, 2021)

Edward Grottybrook: 153 games, 548 SPP (1st all time).
David Grottyfist: 88 games, 232 SPP (9th all time).
Leroy Dirtyspike: 62 games, 190 SPP (15th all time).
Yorick Whitewing: 86 games, 179 SPP (18th all time).
Billy Goldtree: 112 games, 172 SPP (20th all time).
Ian Quickrock: 77 games, 149 SPP (24th all time).
Albert Palehawk: 90 games, 147 SPP (25th all time).
Evander Hardspike: 59 games, 129 SPP.
Billy Darkhawk: 49 games, 129 SPP.
Robert Dirtybone: 69 games, 119 SPP.
Edward Clumsybrook: 65 games, 116 SPP.
Brian Fastspike: 32 games, 110 SPP.
Evander Truestone: 65 games, 105 SPP.
Robert Weakfield: 81 games, 101 SPP.
Frederick Coldstone: 70 games, 101 SPP.
Paul Darkstone: 63 games, 96 SPP.
Zachary Vilesnake: 118 games, 94 SPP.
Vincent Hotrock: 44 games, 92 SPP.
Ian Hardbrook: 98 games, 85 SPP.
David Clumsysnake: 95 games, 84 SPP.
Sylvester Goldeagle: 62 games, 81 SPP.
George Hideousorc: 57 games, 76 SPP.
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 3 8 m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick, Tackle, Pro, Guard, Fend
  183 1 18 2 28 14 Legend
185
180k
(50+130)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  13 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
4
Lineman
7 3 4 8
Block, Sure Hands, +MA, Fend, Kick-Off Return, +AG
  100 12 55 0 3 10 Legend
233
200k
(50+150)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 3 8
Guard, Block, Mighty Blow, +MA, Tackle, Pro
  238 0 14 0 149 12 Legend
400
200k
(50+150)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle, Dauntless, Pro, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
n 182 4 7 1 158 12 Legend
403
190k
(50+140)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 4 8
Block, +MA, +AG, Sure Hands
  22 3 5 0 8 7 69/76 160k
(50+110)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  5 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle
  30 1 3 1 8 7 63/76 150k
(50+100)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block, Fend, Tackle, Dauntless
  107 2 8 0 14 8 94/176 160k
(50+110)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1860k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 250k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1910k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:418 (218/110/90) |TD Diff:214 (592 - 378) |Cas Diff:669 (818/395/167 - 420/212/79)
Last Opponent: Fast_and_Bulbous