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Ranked Amateurs
Roster [R] Human
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Play hard. You'll forget the fear.

Team Rules:
* Hire all Journeymen who don't suffer a permanent injury.
* Don't hire anybody else.

*** TEAM UPDATE: Team grid filled 1 March 2014, 61 games in. Thanks, Relezite!
*** TEAM UPDATE II: Grid beaten 8 October 2014, 95 games in. Thanks, DrPoods!
*** TEAM UPDATE III: "Equal Opportunity" badge (kill one of every race) earned 27 January 2016, 150 games in. Thanks, R0binR!
*** TEAM UPDATE IV: First 200 Games Stats!

Admins: I may run fewer than 11 men for one match at a time. If I need to defend the premise of this team against accusations of Journeyman abuse, I would refer to the team requirement that all Journeymen must be hired unless they die or suffer a permanent injury: at no time does the team maintain fewer than 11 players minus the number retired after the previous match.

This is fun, by the way. There's a "Galaga" effect: I can't go over 11 men unless I suffer a MNG. And it works fine: you should expect a fight, 'cause you're gonna get one.

Current Lineup of Amateurs

Legendary Ranked Amateurs

Pledged so far: $1556 plus current fundraiser.

Amateurs vs. the Grid Challenge: Periodically accepting challenges from team races that have not yet beaten Ranked Amateurs: Elven Union, Goblins and Halflings. If you beat us with one of these races during a challenge period, several coaches will each donate to the site.
Amount Raised/Pledged for FUMBBL to date: $351 USD.
Forum thread link.

Amateurs in the FUMBBL Cup: Starting in 2016, the Amateurs enter the FUMBBL Cup as part of a larger fundraiser. Each participating coach donates $5 plus $1 per win, or $15 for a grand tournament win. Coaches entering the tournament use their own results: those not entering the tournament use the Amateurs' results.
Amount Raised/Pledged for FUMBBL to date: $867 USD.
2016 Forum thread link.
2017 Forum thread link.

Amateurs Classic Matchups: Starting in 2017, the Ranked Amateurs will raise money for FUMBBL from charity matches to signify important milestones.
In our 200th game against the Agility Monsters, we raised $253 USD.
In our first game under the Expensive Mistakes rules, we took on the Evil Amateurs and raised $85 USD.

Human All Time Top 10 Records
All HumansLinemen
Top Stars
Top Scorers
Most Interceptions
Most Casualties
Most Games
Most Blocks
Most Fouls
Highest Passing
Highest Rushing

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Zachary VilesnakeLineman6438Block, Guard, Fend, Tackle, +ST 1062701478650k (50+140k) 
2 David GrottyfistLineman6358+AG, Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Fend, Tackle 872848141023250k (50+160k) 
3Alexander FastrockLineman6338Dirty Player, Wrestle, Tackle 68120533250k (50+60k) 
4 Ian QuickrockLineman6338Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Dauntless 430402759150k (50+110k) 
5David PalestoneLineman7338Guard, Block, Mighty Blow, +MA 47050776450k (50+110k) 
6 Yorick GrottyfieldLineman6338  500000050k (50+0k) 
7 Martin TruewingLineman6338  500000050k (50+0k) 
8 Yorick GoldboneLineman6338  500000050k (50+0k) 
11Fredrick ColdstoneLineman6338Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dauntless 4412010107750k (50+120k) 
12Billy DarkhawkLineman6448+AG, +ST, Block, Tackle, Sure Hands 254111378050k (50+150k) 
13Leroy WeakshieldLineman6338Block 2300021950k (50+20k) 
16Xavier GrottystoneLineman6338Block 18000221450k (50+20k) 
12 players  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 11  
Team Value: 1850k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 150000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:222 (107/64/51) |TD Diff:99 (311 - 212) |Cas Diff:344 (429/208/88 - 221/109/51)
Last Opponent: Botaneros de la Comarca