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Da Dyrtee Feetz
Retired [R] Goblin

20/09/2013 Team formed under Da Dyrtee franchise which is rumoured to have been won in a back alley tavern over a fixed game of cards!

22/09/2013 Debut match. 1 fractured skull inflicted on opponents. A great performance finished in a narrow 0-1 loss. Biffa Bakonn (Troll) killed on debut..... Big financial loss to the team!!!! (and he made a cracking cup of toadstink tea!)

22/09/2013 Following loss of Troll, coach buys Flinger Bangz, the bombardier, in an attempt to sure up the teams hitting power.

28/09/2013 Enjoyed dishing out such a pounding on a rat team, forgot about the game and scoring altogether!!! Coach Viper congratulated the boyz on leaving the opposition with only 5 players, but ran through the object of the game once more in the team meeting and let everyone know that they actually lost the game 0-1......!

30/09/2013 Heavy loss against Wood Elf team who scored quickly resulting in the secret weaponz gang calling a meeting demanding that no games be accepted against Wood Elves cos they don't get to smash heads!!..... Coach agrees and it is put into ink!!!

03/10/2013 Another game, another loss! 0-4 against a well coached Slann team. "I don't like Frogz!!! No more Frogz either!!!"
The coach made another note on the teams contract..... The game saw several players get banned by the ref early on leaving the team short-handed for most of the game....

04/10/2013 Historic 1st win against Ogre team marred by death of fanatic who got carried away by his ball....literally! Plus several players MNG and Pogoer smashing ankle.... Plus Troll got smashed on last action of game and got injured (MNG).........Big decisions for coach to make!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gordo
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Flinger Bangz
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
Gunther
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Stoikov HipHopz
Pogoer
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
 -ma 6 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Madz Di Banio
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
 n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Sim
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
7
Divii
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Snitchy McSmall
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st 6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Woody Snotball
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Nostril Rattler
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Winky Von Weed
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   7 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Hink M'Gnash
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
16
Gideon Dood
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: viperstrike77 Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1120k (±170) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1120k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (1/0/6) |TD Diff:-13 (1 - 14) |Cas Diff:-6 (6/4/1 - 11/4/2)
Last Opponent: Blacksoul Smashers