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Puddles Of Blood
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

Stan Lee had a dream. He'd had the same dream since he was a very small Halfling.
He wanted to be a Bloodbowl player. Of course all his friends mocked him. I mean, who REALLY wants to risk their life everytime they walk onto the playing field? STAN LEE DID!!!
Now don't get him wrong, he had no death wish. He had been watching the game for as long as he could remember. He got a job in a Tavern as soon as he was old enough, and sometimes a team would come in on their way to a game.
Stan Lee had balls of solid brass! He would ask EVERY team that entered if he could join. Always the same result, The whole team would laugh at him. So one day a Vampire (or so he thought) walks in. Again he asks if he could join his team. Turns out this was no Vampire. This was a Strigoyan Lord!!!
He looked at Stan Lee, Instead of laughing at him, The Lord hit him. He hit him so hard that Stan Lee flew right across the Tavern. He awoke a few hours later.
This was it. He had had enough of all the jeering and mocking and set out to Make his own team.
After 2 years of searching he finally had enough Halflings to create his own team. He tried to get a few games, But no one took 16 Halflings seriously. He came upon a temple one late night and entered. A HUGE form stood over the alter. After an hour of talks, Stan Lee discovered this was in fact a Weird temple dedicated to Khorne, The Blood God. Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Stan Lee prayed at the Alter. He was blessed with a message. "I CAN MAKE YOU FEARED AS A TEAM! JUST TURN TO CHAOS AND I SHALL HELP"
Stan Lee didn't take long to decide. He accepted. As he left he found his "team" outside. 4 were missing. In their place he saw 2 Spawns and 2 Halflings with chainsaws. " Alright guys. Time for
BLOODBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Son Of Snack MasterChaos Spawn3518Always Hungry, Wild Animal, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Regeneration, Claw, Tackle, Piling On, Tentacles, Guard-ma, -ag, -ma2300034278140k (140+110k) 
2SportekChaos Halfling5235Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Block-av18000411335k (35+30k) 
5SpeefChaos Halfling6236Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Block, +MA, Clawn510001133735k (35+80k) 
6Revenge Of TankChaos Halfling5226Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty-ag900000035k (35+0k) 
7Little Mr BloodChaos Halfling5226Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty-ag300000035k (35+0k) 
8PercyChaos Halfling5256Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, +AG, Block, +AG, +AVn, -av6411110689635k (35+160k) 
10SpitterChaos Spawn5528Always Hungry, Wild Animal, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Regeneration, Piling On 30005010140k (140+20k) 
11FlayerCarver5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon 400000070k (70+0k) 
12ScreechChaos Halfling5236Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty 100000035k (35+0k) 
13DasherChaos Halfling5236Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty 800000035k (35+0k) 
14Skin RipperCarver5136Dodge, Right Stuff, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Blockn, -st10000021070k (70+20k) 
11 players  
Coach:Stanley Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Chaos Halfling Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1420k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:100000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1420k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:138 (43/36/59) |TD Diff:-31 (136 - 167) |Cas Diff:181 (512/198/80 - 407/141/61)
Last Opponent: TZ gobo