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Half-Life Glowing
Roster [L] Dwarf
Half-Life Glowing was formed when eleven men were offered the opportunity to swap a life of mining uranium for glory on the sportsfield.

By this time the men had spent so long around radioactive materials that they had begun to decay themselves and were only half the height of their above-ground brethren. Even so, they leaped at the chance, if you can call getting four inches off the ground a "leap".







Players that have undergone terminal decay -

Radium-226. Founder member. 9 games. Killed by an unskilled Amazonian.
Radon-222. 3 games. Killed during a mass-casualty event hosted by Retro21.
Bismuth-214. 5 games. Retired after another mass-casualty event by AdyBrooke.
Strontium-90. Founder member. 14 games. Retired by AdyBrooke.
Lead-210. 1 game. Fouled to death on his debut by a snotling.
Thorium-234. Founder member. 20 games. Retired after smashing his collar bone.
Polonium-210. Played 6 games without earning an SPP. Resurrected after dying to a zombie.
Bismuth-210. Played 8 games but developed a dangerous niggle in his molecular structure.
Cobalt-57. Founder member. 23 games. Retired after unusual instability was detected in his nucleus.
Lead-214. Founder member. 27 games. Killed by a vicious ST4 pro-elf blitzer.
Polonium-218. Founder member. Retired after a crack appeared at a sub-atomic level.
Neptunium-237. Founder member. 65 spp. Killed by an Amazonian catcher after his third failed "sure-hands" pick-up of the match.
Technetium-99. Founder member. 38 games before his quarks were quorked by an unskilled line-elf and he had to retire.
Gadolinium-153. 16 games, 4 spp. Fouled to death by a rookie beastman
Cadmium-109. Founder member. 44 games, 80 spp. Collar bone smashed after being mistakenly one-die blocked by a noob marauder.
Polonium-214. 41 games, 8 spp. A slow starter. Lost a great deal of strength after colliding with a vicious monkey.

In two matches played on the same day
- caused one BH
- sustained six BH, four permanent injuries and one death
This prompted the team manager to acquire the use of a high-energy particle accelerator, known as Hadron. After Hadron triple-skulled on a game-ending TD drive it was melted down for scrap.

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Thorium-230Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 34000411370k (70+20k) 
2Proactinium-234Blocker4319Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Fend, Dodge, Pro-ag540002277970k (70+110k) 
3Americium-241Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow 28000532570k (70+40k) 
4Manganese-54Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 1100010270k (70+0k) 
5Cobalt-60Runner6338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Kick, Tackle, Fend 261192016780k (80+80k) 
7Barium-133Runner6338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Leader, Kick-Off Return 5433607314080k (80+110k) 
8Carbon-14Blitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard 10110031980k (80+40k) 
9Thallium-208Blitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm 30021944680k (80+60k) 
10Europium-152Troll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Juggernaut, Stand Firm 16000231990k (90+40k) 
11Polonium-216Troll Slayer5428Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, +ST, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Juggernaut 320001645290k (90+110k) 
12TritiumBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 100000070k (70+0k) 
14Uranium-234Blocker4429Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +ST, Guard 32020411970k (70+70k) 
12 players  
Coach:knightsweats Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Dwarf Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1910k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:1690000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1910k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:55 (37/9/9) |TD Diff:42 (82 - 40) |Cas Diff:80 (88/34/20 - 36/19/7)
Last Opponent: Vihinghi Briahi