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Retired [L] Shambling Undead

Team Fluff:
This team sets out to shop everything and everyone to death! We will consume everything - including you!

There are two problems in my life. The political ones are insoluble and the economic ones are incomprehensible.
Alec Douglas-Home, former Prime Minister of Great Britain

The customers had a tendency to stop shopping when the baskets became too full or too heavy.
Sylvan N. Goldman, (On why he designed the first grocery carts in the 1930s.) NY Times, 27 Nov 84

I coughed a cough into the air, germs fell to earth, i know not where.
For who has eyes so keen and bright, that they can see where microbes alight?
I sneezed a sneeze into the air, the virus flew most everywhere. For who has
hands so quick to lug his hanky out and top his mug? Not long afterward on a
bed, i found a neighbour almost dead. For he that day was standing by and
now has flu - the same as i.

Conference Division:
Won 5/2/1 - drafted + 4 customers ploughed under and raised as new zombie shoppers!

Most Team Cas', Most TD's, Mummy Dynamo Meatclobber single player most Cas' and most valuable player - killed him on a gfi btw!

Flawless first OBBA season for the team and coach - happy shopping! Minor drawback: the teams weight still lingers low and it is not well developed, this has been the case for all the Conference Teams this season though. Seems like one of the feared OBBA friendlies seems unavoidable in hope to catch up a bit with those bigger consumers/fishes in the second league!

>>OBBA Friendly taken: Mummy Dynamo Jr. consumed, Wight Cassidy McChuckle consumed, Zombie Paris Killton gone NSA - niggled in shopping action - match lost!!!
(yes, thats three friendly explanation marks!)

Second League:
running, wight still missing, Paris still niggled from the OBBA friendly - Mummy Dynamo Meatclobber V2 constructed!
RD1 - forfeited as a draw, as both coaches lacked the wits to arrange the match.
RD2 - forfeited in our favour as the opponents necros are on summer vacation.
RD3 - very solid and complete defeat!
RD4 - well deserved defeat! A very strong opponent. Though the endzones still should have taken the match with the clearly better dices they got they still failed completely. Playing as if drunk or in holiday mode lately. Might mean they actually need one urgently.
RD5 - forfeit as a draw.
RD6 - coming up, unavoidable. My oh my.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Dynamo Meatclobber V2Mummy3519Mighty Blow, Regeneration 3000204120k (120+0k) 
2Matt MeatMummy3519Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Guard, Break Tackle 120006117120k (120+40k) 
3Zlatan ZombiviczZombie4328Regeneration 000000040k (40+0k) 
4Nibbler Von BoneWight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration, Tackle 1101020790k (90+20k) 
5Cassidy McChuckle II.Wight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration 100001590k (90+0k) 
6Fred FingerfoodGhoul Runner7337Dodge, Wrestle 1220001770k (70+20k) 
8Dragan DecayovicZombie4328Regeneration 1200010240k (40+0k) 
9Rodney RottenmeatGhoul Runner7437Dodge, +ST 403000970k (70+50k) 
11Rihanna Rotpants II.Zombie4328Regeneration 900001540k (40+0k) 
12 Attilio LombardoZombie4328Regeneration 1200001540k (40+0k) 
13 Thiago SilvaZombie4318Regeneration-ag1000001540k (40+0k) 
14 PhilZombie4328Regeneration 900001540k (40+0k) 
15Billy BadfoodGhoul Runner7337Dodge, Block 831000670k (70+20k) 
13 players  
Coach: albinv Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1290k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1290k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:12 (5/2/5) |TD Diff:2 (13 - 11) |Cas Diff:5 (13/10/5 - 8/9/6)
Last Opponent: Evercold