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Challenged Contenders
Roster [B] Human
Proud participants of the Human League Premiership.
Won Human XFL X.
Past and present Legendary Contenders

Laidback Luke

Frank "Bulldog" Wickermann

Harold "Not a Butler G. Jeeves

Ike "Fist" Bratts

Sem Tallwinckle

Bus H. Kleftermann


Season 22: 2nd place with 42 points

Season 23: 4th place with 45 points

Season 24: 12th place with 35 points

Season 25: 4th place with 41 points

Season 26: No completed sprint

Season 27: 4th place with 41 points

Season 28: No completed sprint

Season 29: 1st place with 53 points


Fun facts:

* The Contenders contended in the Crown of Sands Qualifiers, being booted out in the first round, losing two superstar players in the process!

* Average Mediocrity is better.

* Have managed to reach a Brawl final twice, but so far have been unable to win one.

* Close to 150 matches, the Contenders are on the downlow; taking massive damage they have to run with loners and a mere two rostered blitzers. Lets pray we make it back up in time.

* Nearing the elusive 300 club; the Contenders have adopted the so called 'maxmenz' method (copyright, B2k); playing with 16 players at ridiculous TV!

* After game 225 - a team slaughter - we take stock of the amount of past Contenders. Twelve Ogres, thirteen Catchers, eight Throwers, twentyone Blitzers, and a 105 linemen either died on the pitch, or were deemed unworthy to keep playing.

* In 6 games; from game 225 untill game 231 - the Contenders sank from 2190 to 1330 tv. Nobody ever said the prem was gonna be easy!

* Made the semi-finals of the FUBAR cup. The contenders got decimated on pitch, and will not represent humanity in the finals.

* Won the Human XFL!

Remarkable games:

Round 2 of Blackbox Brawl CLXXXV :

Not a proud game: both our longrunning blitzers Frank and Harold receive a perm, and the Contenders win by shootout. The opposing Nurgle team fails to handle the ball for the entire lenght of the second half ánd overtime.

Blackbox game versus Forestrangers Bloodvikes

The team are at an all time TV high, and get stomped right back. Versus a small eleven player team, we suffer four deaths (one gets saved by the apo); two of these were self inflicted upon failing a dodge. Amongst the dead were a legendary and a superstar blitzer, for a total spp loss of 282.

GamesHarold 'Not a Butler' G. Jeeves
Completions (178)Nick 'Butterfingers' Redfordt
Touchdowns (275)Frank "Bulldog" Wickermann
Interceptions (6)Krent "Basher" Boastfull
Casualties (461)Laidback Luke
Most Valuable Player (229)Frank "Bulldog" Wickermann
Star Player Points (3082)Frank "Bulldog" Wickermann
Passing (360)Nick 'Butterfingers' Redfordt
Rushing (5615)Bill "Basher" Jutters
Blocks (8057)Harold 'Not a Butler' G. Jeeves
Fouls (430)Trent "Gaze" Homestead
Scoring ThrowerFrank "Bulldog" Wickermann
Blocking ThrowerFrank "Bulldog" Wickermann
Blocking ScorerFrank "Bulldog" Wickermann
TripleFrank "Bulldog" Wickermann
All-rounderIke "Fist" Bratts
Krent "Basher" Boastfull
Bill "Basher" Jutters

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Hans JavaanBlitzer7348Block, +AG 4010111090k (90+40k) 
2Peter LindenfeldBlitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow 3020011190k (90+20k) 
3Jax "Hunter" BestenfeldBlitzer7338Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle 332701146590k (90+90k) 
4Tryn KrachtBlitzer7338Block, Dodge, Stand Firm, Diving Tackle, Guard 530100335190k (90+100k) 
5Ike TrentThrower7338Sure Hands, Pass, +MA, Block, Accurate, Leader, Tacklem922414010611670k (0k) 
6Viktor TenseLineman6338Dirty Player 2010001650k (50+20k) 
8Arthur FreCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Block 602000660k (60+20k) 
9Carl NartonLineman6328Block, Guard-ag21100031650k (50+50k) 
10Mikke GastLineman6338  1500000050k (50+0k) 
12Paulus MarkLineman6338  600000050k (50+0k) 
13Alexander "Hummingbird" SpechtCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Guard 1503000960k (60+30k) 
14Dizmal SpreokLineman6338Dirty Player 34010121550k (50+20k) 
15Tarick BentLineman6338  700000050k (50+0k) 
16 Red RufusOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, Frenzy 130119233140k (140+80k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Timetis Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 1660k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 250000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:374 (160/81/133) |TD Diff:60 (495 - 435) |Cas Diff:-136 (487/272/145 - 573/335/132)
Last Opponent: [B]etween the Pipes